Fish Paparazzi Gifts

Lady to man taking picture of fish: 'Wiggle him a little and get him to smile.'

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

Garden Gnome fishing all the fish for pond.

Goldfish bowl on raft...

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

"She's just being Koi."

"We’re a lending aquarium."

"He was a sea rescue."

Fish snorkling above water.

A Preschool of Fish

"... Oh, don't worry, I won't 'overcook it'... I hope you like, sushi."

Kids with Fish Balloons

Fish evolving: 'Write, if you establish a niche.'

Message in a bottle being read by a fish

'Son, I told you before: If you circle your prey for too long, you get dizzy...'

'We're doing a fly on the wall documentary.'

Man takes picutre of other man holding up huge worm at Bait Shop.

'Guess who netted it.'

'I'll never let my love of fishing come between us.'

'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'

Annual Swim Hundreds of Miles, Spawn and Die Marathon.

Big Fish Packing Co - Our Flounder.

"I'd love to help out but I'm barely keeping my head below water now."

"It's a recipe called no-cook fish chowder."

'I take it that the birthday cake is for this old trout you just served me?'

"Oceans are rising, landmass is shrinking - so far so good."

Fishing Boat Derby

Carp, per diem.

"If I survive this holiday, I'm moving to a pond."

'They're right.polorized sunglasses do help you see better underwater.'

"Congratulations on becoming a mom! Wow, he has such a big..."