Pelican Paparazzi Gifts

"These days, everyone is lawyering up."

Wanted For Bird Watching: Reward

Lady to man taking picture of fish: 'Wiggle him a little and get him to smile.'

Selfie World

"May I recommend our Seared Filet with Lobster Cream Sauce? It's very photogenic."

"Maps to stars' rehab centers."

"He's the one family member who doesn't care if I post hundreds of photos of him online."

"Ooh, that looks delicious! Does it photograph well?"

"And remember, people, it's better to light a scandal than to curse the darkness!"

'Quick! Take a picture!'

The Pooperrazzi

"It's not for you, it's for the paparazzi."

Welcome to celebrity hell.

Media press pack outside stable where Jesus is born

"This is just between you and me and the lamppost." "I'll sell it to the tabloids."

"He loves to give autographs!"

The emotional rollercoaster of a Lab

"Don't move - I don't think we're being watched."

Stepped in Dog Poo.

"Maps to the rehab facilities of the stars"

Amy Lou Adams

"He's still upset about that internet video you posted about him and that stuffed rabbit!"

"But you just had to elude the paparazzi."

'This camera is so fast that you don't even have to press the shutter release.'

Press Pass

"Apparently, in this kingdom, there's no room for a 'royal watcher'."

"You'd have thought they'd have all slept with each other by now."

"Get all the information you can, we'll think of a use for it later."

'Bloody paparazzi' - 'I know, it's at least 40 minutes since I rang them!'

'Frankly - I think this is a monstrous invasion of our privacy!'

Grandparents take take too many photos of toddler - "Darn paparazzi."

Children being videoed by parents - "Don't you get tired of all the media attention?"

'No comment!'

Smile!

THE PIED PAPARAZZI - "Ugh! Stop following me!"