Pelican Paparazzi Pillows

"These days, everyone is lawyering up."

Lady to man taking picture of fish: 'Wiggle him a little and get him to smile.'

Selfie World

"Maps to stars' rehab centers."

"May I recommend our Seared Filet with Lobster Cream Sauce? It's very photogenic."

"He's the one family member who doesn't care if I post hundreds of photos of him online."

"And remember, people, it's better to light a scandal than to curse the darkness!"

"Ooh, that looks delicious! Does it photograph well?"

"It's not for you, it's for the paparazzi."

The Pooperrazzi

Welcome to celebrity hell.

"He loves to give autographs!"

"Don't move - I don't think we're being watched."

Media press pack outside stable where Jesus is born

"This is just between you and me and the lamppost." "I'll sell it to the tabloids."

The emotional rollercoaster of a Lab

Stepped in Dog Poo.

"But you just had to elude the paparazzi."

"He's still upset about that internet video you posted about him and that stuffed rabbit!"

"Apparently, in this kingdom, there's no room for a 'royal watcher'."

Press Pass

'This camera is so fast that you don't even have to press the shutter release.'

"You'd have thought they'd have all slept with each other by now."

"Get all the information you can, we'll think of a use for it later."

'Bloody paparazzi' - 'I know, it's at least 40 minutes since I rang them!'

'Frankly - I think this is a monstrous invasion of our privacy!'

Grandparents take take too many photos of toddler - "Darn paparazzi."

Children being videoed by parents - "Don't you get tired of all the media attention?"

'No comment!'

THE PIED PAPARAZZI - "Ugh! Stop following me!"

Smile!

Journalists block an ambulance crew.