Fish Mounting Marvel Gifts

'It took me over 18 hours to get him in the boat, and working 12 jobs to pay to have him mounted.'

Kid to fellow fisherman: 'Why do they stink like fish when they've been bathing this whole time?'

Angler throwing his fly-book into the river for the fish

The Hudson River School of Art.

'Yes, I've removed lots of fish-hooks from dogs...'

'It's actually cheaper than the bait shop.'

"Sure, it's an artificial fish. I caught it with artificial bait."

'Well what do you know? There really is plenty of kitsch in the sea!'

'Fresh Fish' 'Stand offish'

Ok, who told him to stick his tongue on the iceberg?

'In my experience, when you give a man a fish, he asks for a beer to go with it.'

'I like to give them a sporting chance.'

I think it's time somebody changed our water!

"That's really great , but what do you do if you want to remove the nail?"

'Say on the papers!'

Jester.

Fish Escape.

Games fish shouldn't play...

Aliens use beer as bait.

"Looks like Grandpa filled the goldfish bowl with Mom's pinot grigio again."

"Things hadn't been the same for Binky since the goldfish hired a piranha bodyguard."

Keeper ready to save fishing man from the water

'The fishermen are taking a photo of him: Typical Bill, he's making a face...'

'There're hideous aren't they?'

'Great. He's adding angel fish. Now we've all gotta swim a straight line.'

"I heard this pond is full of big bass!"

'Fish for tea'!

Holy Mackerel

Fish cold war

"You just graduated from the best, most fun school ever! Nice!"

"I know who ate my guppy!"

Man sees large fish shape on sonar, made up by a shoal of small fish.

'Not you again. Go and get your big brothers and sisters.'

"King Fisher"

"I can't go home until it's defrosted!"