Fiscal Forecaster Gifts

Recession looming

'Wavering between being bullish or bearish'

"I'll show you our growth projections but only if you promise not to snicker."

'Too late...looks like they've already been pillaged.'

European currency on the edge.

"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"

"This paw has you meeting a lovely poodle, an enchantress who will win your heart... but look, here, this is telling me she's lousy with fleas."

Businessman in suit on beach with financial report and eyes cut out viewing impending storm.

'Call the boss! We're in trouble!'

Indigenous knowledge vs. climate projections and weather forecasts.

'You shouldn't have taken that personal pension.' 'You shouldn't have taken that endowment mortgage.' 'When do you get your free tv license?' Job's comforters, today.

"We may have to rob from the rich AND the poor."

'I can see a visit to the vet, but, oh my, no more kids after that!...'

"What's the final episode of 'Seinfeld' about?""It's about nothing."

"I don't like the look of this."

'I understand this was the day you seized, Ferguson?'

'Can you see the future of my 401(k)?'

"For my next trick, I shall turn four consecutive quarters of losses into a positive outlook going forward."

"I wouldn't stand there, if I were you."

Pessimists v Optimists.

'I think you'll find these projections somewhat exaggerated, but in a good way.'

'So, in 2079 you see the company breaking even. Can you give me some idea where you see things 10 years after that?'

'Well they often get it wrong.'

Melissa's Mark Prediction Service

'How wonderful - the both of us in futures.'

Budgetmageddon

Recycling bin for 'short term business plans'

Passing the Pension Time Bomb

"Someday, son, a giant conglomerate will find a way to harness the moonlight and make us pay for it."

Here today, Bailed Out Tomorrow.

What will happen in the world

"Your food line is nice and long, and - oh, my - your squirrel line is all over the place."

Minority Report Is Real

"You'll be able to talk to your husband. I have video conferencing."

"I'm the ghost of your future retirement."