First Word Enthusiasts Gifts

"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."

'I chose my field on what would put the most impressive initials after my name.'

"His first word was 'Dotcom'."

"Why do people think using big words is a bad thing?"

'What's the fist thing you're going to think of when your brain is fully formed?'

"Wait ... I always thought taking each other for granted was a good thing!"

Fisherman: 'HOLY MACKEREL!'

Male On Sunday

'I inherited therefore I am'

Thesaurus Publishing: Welcome, Greetings, Salutations

"Whisky? Have you got anything stronger?"

Could you be a little bit more specific than an 'arm and a leg'?

"I procure considerable gratification from belles-lettres."

'Today I learned a little grammar in the classroom and LOTS of vocabulary on the playground!'

"Larry, stop signing your memos with your initials. No one takes them seriously."

"Ahh, her first word"

"You only get one chance to make a great exhaustion."

'Hank, Barry just said his first word: Dam!'

Today's dream house is nothing if not a fantasy.

'I was going to run for office, but by the time I threw my hat in the ring, all the really good catch phrases were taken...'

"You're not a gift horse, are you?"

"Can you start the interview without me? I'll be in as soon as I finish my resume."

'As President of the Annoying Saying Society, just let me say,,,,,enjoy,'

"I love quinoa, but freekeh is more fun to say."

"I'm sorry-this is literally my first rodeo."

'I understand that he was a teacher of English before he got this position.'

'Great Resume. Possibly your best ever.' A first impression is very important, no matter how many tries it takes.

'Whoever conned the phrase 'top man on the totem pole' never heard of pigeons.'