First Word Enthusiasts Prints

She's started, like, talking, and you're not gonna, like, believe what her, like, first word was!

"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."

'I chose my field on what would put the most impressive initials after my name.'

"His first word was 'Dotcom'."

"Why do people think using big words is a bad thing?"

'What's the fist thing you're going to think of when your brain is fully formed?'

Fisherman: 'HOLY MACKEREL!'

Male On Sunday

"Wait ... I always thought taking each other for granted was a good thing!"

'I inherited therefore I am'

Thesaurus Publishing: Welcome, Greetings, Salutations

"Whisky? Have you got anything stronger?"

Yep, that's me in a pea pod! In a pea pod�?? I think "nutshell" has been vastly overused.

Now that we've invented language, we have to be careful not to get quoted out of context.

Could you be a little bit more specific than an 'arm and a leg'?

It's good news when an agent says "This is a big break" to an aspiring actor. But not good when said by an orthopedic surgeon holding your x-ray! It's jarring when your business partner says "We're going under while he's looking at the books. But it's very routine when said by a submarine captain speaking to the crew. "You're on fire" is nice to hear when you're playing an excellent round of golf. But not what you want to hear when you're grilling burgers. "A thumb on the scale" often mean

"I procure considerable gratification from belles-lettres."

"Larry, stop signing your memos with your initials. No one takes them seriously."

'Hank, Barry just said his first word: Dam!'

'Today I learned a little grammar in the classroom and LOTS of vocabulary on the playground!'

"Ahh, her first word"

Globe. Which line do you prefer? "What's past is prologue" or "today is the first day of the rest of your life"?

Today's dream house is nothing if not a fantasy.

'I was going to run for office, but by the time I threw my hat in the ring, all the really good catch phrases were taken...'

"You only get one chance to make a great exhaustion."

"You're not a gift horse, are you?"

Step into my office. We need to talk. About what? Does it matter? We need to talk is never good. We need to talk is a harmless phrase that isn't necessarily ominous. Well … ok, coming in. Collar grabbing is also a much-maligned gesture, don't you think? D'oh!

"I love quinoa, but freekeh is more fun to say."

'As President of the Annoying Saying Society, just let me say,,,,,enjoy,'

You can't spell wife without WE. You can't spell husband without US.

A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds, Al. I might have found that quote useful if not for my deadly fear of hobgoblins.

"Can you start the interview without me? I'll be in as soon as I finish my resume."

"I'm sorry-this is literally my first rodeo."

'I understand that he was a teacher of English before he got this position.'

Carpe Diem. I think it means "Seize a nice day!"