First-time Hosting Pillows

Add comfort and humor to their new hosting endeavors with our cozy pillows, perfect for lounging after a successful first event.

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"I asked folks to bring whatever they want, so now we have ten tubs of guacamole, no chips, and eight cases of the most obnoxiously flavored hard seltzer."

"I asked folks to bring whatever they want, so now we have ten tubs of guacamole, no chips, and eight cases of the most obnoxiously flavored hard seltzer."

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'We can always cook it one half at a time.'

'We can always cook it one half at a time.' mockup

'We can always cook it one half at a time.'

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'I sent out for everything.'

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Tartine

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Come dine with me!

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'Have you tried our home-made wine?' mockup

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

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Dinner at the Trapdoors

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'A little piece of advice, Verl. . . cut your sandwich loaf on a diagonal . . . that way people will think they're gettin' more.'

'A little piece of advice, Verl. . . cut your sandwich loaf on a diagonal . . . that way people will think they're gettin' more.' mockup

'A little piece of advice, Verl. . . cut your sandwich loaf on a diagonal . . . that way people will think they're gettin' more.'

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"She likes to be included, so I told her the tea is called 'Squirrel Grey.'"

"She likes to be included, so I told her the tea is called 'Squirrel Grey.'" mockup

"She likes to be included, so I told her the tea is called 'Squirrel Grey.'"

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Canape?

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'Life is all attitude: 45 seconds of enjoying it...45,000 hours of regretting it...'

'Life is all attitude: 45 seconds of enjoying it...45,000 hours of regretting it...' mockup

'Life is all attitude: 45 seconds of enjoying it...45,000 hours of regretting it...'

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'You realize we're only having three people over...'

'You realize we're only having three people over...' mockup

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

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"It comes with a small Greek salad." mockup

"It comes with a small Greek salad."

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"Sorry, that's not my table."

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"Joel! Killer crust!"

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Horn of Leftovers

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"What time did you say you wanted me to start drinking?"

"What time did you say you wanted me to start drinking?" mockup

"What time did you say you wanted me to start drinking?"

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'So glad you could make it! Do come in...'

'So glad you could make it! Do come in...' mockup

'So glad you could make it! Do come in...'

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'So much for your theory that mixing two 50-point-rated wines equals one rated 100.'

'So much for your theory that mixing two 50-point-rated wines equals one rated 100.' mockup

'So much for your theory that mixing two 50-point-rated wines equals one rated 100.'

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"Sometimes, Cheryl, I wonder why you only invite me along to cocktail parties."

"Sometimes, Cheryl, I wonder why you only invite me along to cocktail parties." mockup

"Sometimes, Cheryl, I wonder why you only invite me along to cocktail parties."

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"I'd like to toast our guests."

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"Can I tell you about a few items that aren't on the menu?"

"Can I tell you about a few items that aren't on the menu?" mockup

"Can I tell you about a few items that aren't on the menu?"

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'Looks like everyone has FINALLY gone home.'

'Looks like everyone has FINALLY gone home.' mockup

'Looks like everyone has FINALLY gone home.'

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'Giles is a surgeon who likes to bring his work home with him.'

'Giles is a surgeon who likes to bring his work home with him.' mockup

'Giles is a surgeon who likes to bring his work home with him.'

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"We used to entertain a great deal." mockup

"We used to entertain a great deal."

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"Oh, great, there are the Cardwells. Bet you they try to talk to us about their levitating cube."

"Oh, great, there are the Cardwells. Bet you they try to talk to us about their levitating cube." mockup

"Oh, great, there are the Cardwells. Bet you they try to talk to us about their levitating cube."

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Join me for dinner?

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"I’ll have something for you as soon as Table Seven sees the entrée prices."

"I’ll have something for you as soon as Table Seven sees the entrée prices." mockup

"I’ll have something for you as soon as Table Seven sees the entrée prices."

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"Put out the Asian sates, the Russian blinis, and the Mexican bean dips, while whip up something Korean."

"Put out the Asian sates, the Russian blinis, and the Mexican bean dips, while whip up something Korean." mockup

"Put out the Asian sates, the Russian blinis, and the Mexican bean dips, while whip up something Korean."

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'It has to breathe for exactly 22 minutes; then I can pour you a glass - right after the sacrifice.'

'It has to breathe for exactly 22 minutes; then I can pour you a glass - right after the sacrifice.' mockup

'It has to breathe for exactly 22 minutes; then I can pour you a glass - right after the sacrifice.'

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'He was hosting a business dinner for 300. Those were his last words.'

'He was hosting a business dinner for 300. Those were his last words.' mockup

'He was hosting a business dinner for 300. Those were his last words.'

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"I sense a lot more going on with you than 'house-husband."

"I sense a lot more going on with you than 'house-husband." mockup

"I sense a lot more going on with you than 'house-husband."

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"My client greatly regrets the incident with the carving knife. However, in her defense, 14 people were coming for Thanksgiving and her husband, who had just one job to do, bought only 8 rolls."

"My client greatly regrets the incident with the carving knife. However, in her defense, 14 people were coming for Thanksgiving and her husband, who had just one job to do, bought only 8 rolls."

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