First Time Home Buyer Gifts

'The meaning of life is loction,location,location.'

"Welcome to the open house. If you happen to battle any other couples to the death, we just ask that you don't do it on the new carpets."

Children discussing investment opportunities - 'They're playing house.'

'I'm sorry, but all we have in your price range are a few bales of hay.'

'Sorry, no, but thanks for bringing a little laughter into my life.'

'They're playing house.'

'Mr. Jones? I've found a house that fits your funds perfectly! It even has a little garden!'

"And did I mention it was a very quiet neighborhood?"

"I'd better enjoy this while I can. It's the only home I'll own without a mortgage!"

"I always thought of my childhood home as being larger."

"Well, we're down to bare brick, natural wood, and raw nerves."

"Son, one day two hundred square feet of this city could be yours to rent."

"May I recommend THIS property? It's ideal for first-time haunters..."

"Yes, we’d like to buy a grow house." "Chia Pet’s first purchase."

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Estate Agent showing client his parents' house - '...and here's one from our affordable homes range'

'We did have one property in your price range, but I'm afraid we sold it in 1943.'

'We do have a property in your price range, but we need a time machine to go back and visit it!'

"To be honest, I'd be stupid not to take advantage of the market."

House hunting is cruel.

'New in town, hey? Let me show you a great condo tower.'

"It's a great Fixer-Upper and this is Ken, single, available and a pretty decent handyman."

'We're starting to build our own house. How much is this two by four?'

Starter Homes

'It looked a lot bigger in the photos.'

'How much?! You can't be serious: It's a hole in a tree!'

'Floodplain close - House on stilts with ladder. Estate Agent saying, 'Welcome onto the property ladder...''

"This looks intersting. Three bedrooms, two and a half scratching posts..."

"I'm going to look for a mortgage...I may be some time!"

"This neighborhood has a strong sense of community that borders on siege mentality."

"It's times like this I wish I was ore than just an armchair plumber."

"It's perfect for commuting to college. Definitely a learning experience."

"Call off the siege. It's being converted into ninety-three units of coöperative housing."

New Eco Towns - 'The architects thought we said 'ego'.'

"This room is always bathed in the most beautiful sunlight. Except at night of course."