First Time Home Buyer Gifts

'The meaning of life is loction,location,location.'

"Welcome to the open house. If you happen to battle any other couples to the death, we just ask that you don't do it on the new carpets."

Children discussing investment opportunities - 'They're playing house.'

'I'm sorry, but all we have in your price range are a few bales of hay.'

'Sorry, no, but thanks for bringing a little laughter into my life.'

'They're playing house.'

'Mr. Jones? I've found a house that fits your funds perfectly! It even has a little garden!'

"And did I mention it was a very quiet neighborhood?"

"I'd better enjoy this while I can. It's the only home I'll own without a mortgage!"

"I always thought of my childhood home as being larger."

"Well, we're down to bare brick, natural wood, and raw nerves."

"Son, one day two hundred square feet of this city could be yours to rent."

"Sold For sale Ellie Kopp 1-800-238-7463 Yaffle Realty Stop renting. Buy your boot from a boot."

"Yes, we’d like to buy a grow house." "Chia Pet’s first purchase."

"May I recommend THIS property? It's ideal for first-time haunters..."

Estate Agent showing client his parents' house - '...and here's one from our affordable homes range'

"Mom, could we stay in my old room until we're able to afford a place of our own?"

'We did have one property in your price range, but I'm afraid we sold it in 1943.'

'We do have a property in your price range, but we need a time machine to go back and visit it!'

House hunting is cruel.

"To be honest, I'd be stupid not to take advantage of the market."

"It's a great Fixer-Upper and this is Ken, single, available and a pretty decent handyman."

'New in town, hey? Let me show you a great condo tower.'

Starter Homes

'We're starting to build our own house. How much is this two by four?'

'It looked a lot bigger in the photos.'

'How much?! You can't be serious: It's a hole in a tree!'

'Floodplain close - House on stilts with ladder. Estate Agent saying, 'Welcome onto the property ladder...''

"This looks intersting. Three bedrooms, two and a half scratching posts..."

"I'm going to look for a mortgage...I may be some time!"

"It's times like this I wish I was ore than just an armchair plumber."

"This neighborhood has a strong sense of community that borders on siege mentality."

"This room is always bathed in the most beautiful sunlight. Except at night of course."

'If you don't want a lot of column upkeep, this probably isn't a good real estate market for you.'

"Call off the siege. It's being converted into ninety-three units of coöperative housing."