First Stage Performance Gifts

"Just be yourself."

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

"This is my new country song I wrote about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

Anna Calvi

"After the show, I'll be autographing any computer or phone screens where my albums are streamed."

'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...'

Triangle

Applause. Clap clap bravo. Spring musical. Cats. You were terrific! Our little girl!

"Woke up this morning, someone had nicked my guitar..."

Modern Major General

Falstaff

Scarpia from Tosca

Girl Band, "I wish you'd tell your mum we don't need her in the group!"

"Bravo!"

Baby Mozart.

Mikado

'Look behind you. . . Just kidding.'

"Toi Toi Toi!"

Piano Recital

Senta jumps into the sea

'You're doing a play in kindergarten?'

Come on! They're posting the spring musical. I can't wait! I want a romantic part! With and elegant gown. Good luck with that! We're doing "Cats."

'After years of practicing in empty theaters, Horace's dream of becoming a soft-shoe dancer seemed as remote as ever.'

Captain Corcoran, Commander of H.M.S. Pinafore

"I now what you've come to expect from me is physical comedy, but tonight I thought we'd try something a little different."

"Squirting flower, squirting flower...."

"I can neither confirm nor deny what this next song is about."

'This marriage is turning into a complete farce.'

"I take it you got the lead in the school play."

Jeff Beck.

"Eventually the instrument becomes an extension of your body."

"I got the part, but I play a waiter."

"While you're at it Houdini, try and find the last ten years of my life in there."

Opening night at the circus: "How's everyone's jitters?"

Cleaner cleaning under the feet of the dancers as they perform