First Stage Performance Pillows

"Just be yourself."

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

"This is my new country song I wrote about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

"After the show, I'll be autographing any computer or phone screens where my albums are streamed."

'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...'

Triangle

"Woke up this morning, someone had nicked my guitar..."

Modern Major General

'Look behind you. . . Just kidding.'

Baby Mozart.

Falstaff

Mikado

"Toi Toi Toi!"

Piano Recital

"Bravo!"

Senta jumps into the sea

Girl Band, "I wish you'd tell your mum we don't need her in the group!"

Scarpia from Tosca

'You're doing a play in kindergarten?'

'After years of practicing in empty theaters, Horace's dream of becoming a soft-shoe dancer seemed as remote as ever.'

"Squirting flower, squirting flower...."

"I take it you got the lead in the school play."

Captain Corcoran, Commander of H.M.S. Pinafore

"Eventually the instrument becomes an extension of your body."

"I can neither confirm nor deny what this next song is about."

"I now what you've come to expect from me is physical comedy, but tonight I thought we'd try something a little different."

'This marriage is turning into a complete farce.'

Cleaner cleaning under the feet of the dancers as they perform

"While you're at it Houdini, try and find the last ten years of my life in there."

"I got the part, but I play a waiter."

Opening night at the circus: "How's everyone's jitters?"