
'If that's the going salary, then what's the starting salary?'
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'If that's the going salary, then what's the starting salary?'
'I'll be late for dinner, dear. I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'
'No Renee, not until you get two degrees, pass a rigorous physical, and beat out thousands of other qualified individuals.'
'What a drive! Our boy's going to go a long, long way.'
'I guess there are lots of rotten jobs, Gramma...I hope I don't have to clean the taco hut forever.'
'I've already been recruited by one of the top fast-food chains in the country!'
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"I can't get used to being a grownup."
A very young man being hired as a groom.
"I'd like to TikTok your offer and get comments before saying yes or no."
School Career Choices: Celebrity chef, celebrity gardener,celebrity plumber, celebrity vet, celebrity painter & decorator. . .
'I don't know what he does, but I'm afraid to ask.'
'And I see you've listed opposable thumbs as your greatest asset...'
"After grad school, and before joining Wall Street, I decided to travel a bit."
'I took a couple of years off after college to work on my smirk.'
'I told you hard work would pay off in the third grade, Cate...You've had three job offers.'
The Paper Route
"My parents said that until I find a job and move out they will not recognize me as a sentient being."
"That's nice, but do you have any references other than your Mom?"
"I see here that you are a recent graduate."
One of the failed candidates for the copyrighters job wants to know 'wat was rong with his applicashun'.
Responsibility and duties
"Here's a manual of our rules and a CD that covers our unwritten rules.
"What are your other qualifications besides 'my daddy owns the company'?"
'We're looking for someone who is willing to just do their job.'
'We offer full benefits. A desk, a chair and your very own cubicle.'
Boy in toy car talking on phone.
"These are excellent qualifications... so good that our largest competitor would gladly pay you twice as much."
'Why not take some time off after high school...travel a bit...get a job...make some money...pay your own way through college.'
"To be clear you are willing to labor under misconceptions?"
'I didn't have time to prepare a resume.'
'Interesting. At first, I didn't pick her as dominant.' - Child chairs meeting at Toys Inc.
'You must have one arm shorter than the other.'
'Are all of these letters of recommendation from your mother?'
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