First Introductions Pillows

'...open beer bottles with his teeth.'

How to deliver a successful presentation.

'I like you, you remind me of someone.'

Andy Oxidant meets Free Radical.

'Unaccustomed as I am to public speaking...'

"Alone bad. Boyfriend good!"

Love at First Sight.

'And from this point follow me very carefully.'

"‘How I Spent My Summer Vacation in a Freaking Gymnastics Camp and Nearly Broke My Neck,’ by Delia McConnell."

"Dr Andrea Patterson; animal behaviour."

"Captain, it appears to be some kind of paragraph."

'You shouldn't be nervous about meeting my parents - you're more their age than mine!'

"Melanie, this is my husband, Greg, and Greg's jacket from a previous marriage."

'Mummy, Daddy, this is Wayne. Wayne once sat in a bath full of jelly for 24 hours.'

"So...have you ever kissed a girl before?"

"Please to meet you, though I'm sorry about the circumstances."

"You only get one chance to make a great exhaustion."

'Sylvia, what do you say we take the big step and see if we could really stand one another offline...?'

"Trust your instinct and soar! Is that all the advice you could give me for my first flight Dad?"

'Why, yes, I am a Capricorn...how did you know?'

"So when you said you were a bee keeper..."

'Look what I found, Dad - Can I keep her?'

'You'll love my new boyfriend, Dad. He's a real angel.'

April And May

"We met online."

'I'd like you to meet George...!'

'Maybe you don't even need the life jacket.'

First Time

'You'll love Elliot, Father, He despises everyone even more than you do!'

"- And my name is Teresa...Mother Teresa!"

I'm a feminist. I think that's cute!

'It's so nice to finally meet you. we can play 'good mother-in-law - bad mother-in-law'.'

"Mom, Dad – this is Gloria."

"I know you don't like Democrats, Father, but Willis is a me-too Democrat."

'It's me. Just checking to see if the phone number you gave me was real.'