Family Introductions Pillows

'You'll love Elliot, Father, He despises everyone even more than you do!'

"As the executor for your mother's estate, let me say that she loved each of you, but she also loved Las Vegas."

"You never told me your dad was so delightfully old-fashioned."

"So when my dad said I couldn't have a dog..."

'Don't all look at me like that! What did you expect the face pack to do for me?'

"Do you have a boyfriend?"

"So this is the Mr. Waring who has made such a great impression on my little girl."

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk - it's hard to believe we're related.'

Someone's going to have to tell him he's adopted...

'Get a new hair-do, join a health club, call your mother...'

'He's got your mother's teeth.'

"Although the estate will be distributed equally, your father wanted you all to know that Keith was his favorite, followed by..."

It is nice to connect with family from other planets

'You shouldn't be nervous about meeting my parents - you're more their age than mine!'

'Must you find fault every time she brings a boyfriend home?'

Coronovirus dreams

'Remember the book about the scary monsters, Honey? Well, your father's relatives can't hurt you, either.'

"Mom, Dad - I'm adopted, aren't I?"

"You're about to discover why I left home at 15."

'Thank you, my dear, for taking the runt of my litter in holy matrimony...'

'You can't make a wit out of two half wits.'

"My, this Cabernet pairs well with your parents and the four Martinis I had at the bar."

Baby Elephant drinks water from it's trunk

Gay adoption

"Meet my extended family."

'...open beer bottles with his teeth.'

'I've got a good feeling, this one's a 'keeper'.'

"It's for you Mom. . . remember when you said that the last thing you needed around here was a dog?"

"No kidding …? This is my first reunion, too."

"Good evening. I am Martha's son by a previous marriage."

"What about instead of your stepdad, you just think of me as a 'gritty reboot'."

"It's just for a few days, darling. We're a very close family."