Introducing Partner To Family Pillows

"You never told me your dad was so delightfully old-fashioned."

"So this is the Mr. Waring who has made such a great impression on my little girl."

"Does dad know you're dating the guy from the Seder plate?"

Someone's going to have to tell him he's adopted...

'Actually thursday'll be a perfect time to come by Penny. That way you'll finally get the chance to meet my other half.'

'You shouldn't be nervous about meeting my parents - you're more their age than mine!'

"Mother, I'd like you to meet a member of the armed forces."

"Mom, Dad - I'm adopted, aren't I?"

'Mummy, Daddy, this is Wayne. Wayne once sat in a bath full of jelly for 24 hours.'

"I'm sure my parents will love you, but for the time being, let's not mention that you're genetically modified."

Mum, Dad, I've met something...

"You're about to discover why I left home at 15."

"My, this Cabernet pairs well with your parents and the four Martinis I had at the bar."

'Thank you, my dear, for taking the runt of my litter in holy matrimony...'

'Well? Where is this mystery man we've been hearing so much about?'

"We met online."

"I brought Tom home to my parents and left him there."

'Look what I found, Dad - Can I keep her?'

"Meet my extended family."

'You'll love my new boyfriend, Dad. He's a real angel.'

"It's just for a few days, darling. We're a very close family."

"Chips?! Oh yes, in the old days, we used to have chips almost weekly, but then, his girlfriend moved in."

"This is the boy I was telling you about, Daddy...meet Raymond!"

"Daddy, this is Fletcher - unplugged."

"What about instead of your stepdad, you just think of me as a 'gritty reboot'."

'I'd like you to meet George...!'

'That's the thing when you start living with someone - you discover all of their little habits.'

'You'll love Elliot, Father, He despises everyone even more than you do!'

"...I think he makes a great father figure eight."

"And those, I believe, are my stepchildren."

'It's so nice to finally meet you. we can play 'good mother-in-law - bad mother-in-law'.'

'Dad says I have to say 'Thank You' if you give me anything.'

"I'd like to impress my girlfriend's parents."

"I know you don't like Democrats, Father, but Willis is a me-too Democrat."

"And if his mother introduces me as his 'midlife experiment' one more time..."