Meeting Partner's Family Pillows

'You shouldn't be nervous about meeting my parents - you're more their age than mine!'

"Your wonderful daughter and I would like to become engaged in F.Y. '97, married in F.Y. '98, and if the numbers look good, start a family in F.Y. '99."

"As the executor for your mother's estate, let me say that she loved each of you, but she also loved Las Vegas."

"You never told me your dad was so delightfully old-fashioned."

“I have to warn you - my parents are a bit old-fashioned.”

"Boss, I guarantee you that my intentions with your daughter are serious."

'I should warn you about my father. He's a landscape gardener.'

"Raymond's prospects look good, Daddy. . . He's pretty sure he's picked all six lotto numbers!"

"My daughter tells me you want to become a doctor."

"You may be in love, but can you support my daughter on what a herring makes?"

"So this is the Mr. Waring who has made such a great impression on my little girl."

First love.

'So, you're an organ-grinder's monkey? A professional beggar? Is that how you intend to support my daughter?'

"Attention, wanna-be son-in-law ... we're losing!"

"Does dad know you're dating the guy from the Seder plate?"

'It's only fair Geraldine. I had to meet your parents.'

'Well, Eddy may look a bit rough, but he's good at heart - last week, he bought stocks from a company which produces cuddly puppy toys in pink ballet dresses!'

"If it slows down, just ask my father about the murder he always swears he did not commit."

'It's time you learned, son - in-laws and outlaws aren't necessarily opposites.'

"Mom, this is Sarah, the friend I was telling you about."

"Mum, Dad... I'd like you to meet my fiance, Goldilocks."

'My Dad will like you. He's the care-taker at the monkey house in the zoo.'

'My dad must like you, or he would have charged by now.'

"Can you tell me the story again about how you swiped right on Dad?"

'You never kiss me like that.'

'It would never work, Barry...imagine taking me home to meet your mother!'

'How do you propose to support my daughter on the earnings of a tooth fairy?'

'Actually thursday'll be a perfect time to come by Penny. That way you'll finally get the chance to meet my other half.'

"So you're the artist dating my daughter? I've seen your work...you MUST be starving."

"Friend or foe?"

'Mom, Dad, this is Jennifer. We met early one morning and fell in love.'

"Although the estate will be distributed equally, your father wanted you all to know that Keith was his favorite, followed by..."

"Are you still mad at me?" "Mentally I'm storming off right now."