Meeting A Partner's Friends Pillows

"So now I guess I'll have to meet your friends."

"I can't wait to introduce you to all the people I used to be friends with, before I started spending all my time with you."

'Couldn't you think of anything to say to Herb and Mary? They were nice enough to invite us over.'

'Next!'

"Hey guys - wrote a new song! It's called 'I suggested Paris.' And a' one, two three..."

"Does dad know you're dating the guy from the Seder plate?"

'If you'll excuse me, I'm going to work the room.'

"I've been invited to two different thanksgivings...One with family, one with friends, which one do I go to?"

'I don't like her line of gossip - it's never about anyone I know.'

'Hey hon, everyone and their dog is here!'

"Can you tell me the story again about how you swiped right on Dad?"

'Actually thursday'll be a perfect time to come by Penny. That way you'll finally get the chance to meet my other half.'

'For goodness sake, will we ever have a nice picnic without family and friends turning up uninvited?'

'Just as I suspected, guys - looks like we'be got ourselves an undercover wine drinker.'

"Are you still mad at me?" "Mentally I'm storming off right now."

'I think you'll all rest easy knowing this is a gated community!'

'You shouldn't be nervous about meeting my parents - you're more their age than mine!'

Hospital Visit

"I think you two may hit it off. Craig, here, is an attractive male academic in his early forties who seeks a warm, vivacious woman delighting in conversation, arts, and nature for an evolving romantic commitment, possibly marriage, while you, Vivian, are a good-looking, intelligent, stimulating woman in her late thirties who seeks an educated, unattached, well-bred man concerned with ideas, culture, and the environment with whom to share your life interests and companionship."

"Oh don't mind us, we are just having a small get together!"

'Let's arbitrate.'

'Mummy, Daddy, this is Wayne. Wayne once sat in a bath full of jelly for 24 hours.'

"Don't even start, Claire. You knew I was a snake when you took me in."

Mum, Dad, I've met something...

'See, I told you my dad would like you.'

Speed Dating

'Look what I found, Dad - Can I keep her?'

'Eldon decided to make some new friends.'

"For goodness sake, will we ever have a nice picnic without family and friends turning up uninvited?"

'It's Eau de Merlot. If it weren't for this, I never would have met your father.'

"Hey, you! Wanna be my best friend?"

"We met online."

"I really enjoy our quality time to catch up, reset, and get all jittery together."

'I'd like you to meet George...!'

'You'll love my new boyfriend, Dad. He's a real angel.'