Meeting Partner's Family Mugs

'You shouldn't be nervous about meeting my parents - you're more their age than mine!'

"Your wonderful daughter and I would like to become engaged in F.Y. '97, married in F.Y. '98, and if the numbers look good, start a family in F.Y. '99."

"As the executor for your mother's estate, let me say that she loved each of you, but she also loved Las Vegas."

"You never told me your dad was so delightfully old-fashioned."

“I have to warn you - my parents are a bit old-fashioned.”

"Raymond's prospects look good, Daddy. . . He's pretty sure he's picked all six lotto numbers!"

"Boss, I guarantee you that my intentions with your daughter are serious."

"My daughter tells me you want to become a doctor."

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'I should warn you about my father. He's a landscape gardener.'

"You may be in love, but can you support my daughter on what a herring makes?"

"So this is the Mr. Waring who has made such a great impression on my little girl."

'So, you're an organ-grinder's monkey? A professional beggar? Is that how you intend to support my daughter?'

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"Attention, wanna-be son-in-law ... we're losing!"

"Does dad know you're dating the guy from the Seder plate?"

'Well, Eddy may look a bit rough, but he's good at heart - last week, he bought stocks from a company which produces cuddly puppy toys in pink ballet dresses!'

"If it slows down, just ask my father about the murder he always swears he did not commit."

'It's only fair Geraldine. I had to meet your parents.'

"Mum, Dad... I'd like you to meet my fiance, Goldilocks."

"Mom, this is Sarah, the friend I was telling you about."

'It's time you learned, son - in-laws and outlaws aren't necessarily opposites.'

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'My Dad will like you. He's the care-taker at the monkey house in the zoo.'

'My dad must like you, or he would have charged by now.'

"Can you tell me the story again about how you swiped right on Dad?"

'It would never work, Barry...imagine taking me home to meet your mother!'

'Actually thursday'll be a perfect time to come by Penny. That way you'll finally get the chance to meet my other half.'

"So you're the artist dating my daughter? I've seen your work...you MUST be starving."

'How do you propose to support my daughter on the earnings of a tooth fairy?'

"Friend or foe?"

'You never kiss me like that.'

'Mom, Dad, this is Jennifer. We met early one morning and fell in love.'

"Although the estate will be distributed equally, your father wanted you all to know that Keith was his favorite, followed by..."