First Fight Celebration T-Shirts

"It's from my first fight. So make the stitches big so I'll have a gnarly scar to show off."

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

Westview High School Soccer League Victory Dinner

"Number 2. Step forward please."

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

'Bunfight at the O.K corral.'

'He's a bit confused after that last round.'

Vegetables VS Junk Food.

The Good Feud Guide - 'Delia Smith does a nice roasted Worrall-Thompson.'

Waiter' You betta stop that food fight, you SILLY fools! Here comes the Maitre D' !'

Mitch Lee, kung-fondue master.

Gym. Instructor. Why do you want to learn kickboxing? I've always wanted to win a fight hands down!

The BLTR (the bacon, lettuce, tomato, revolution)

"We hired him for his soft paws - I mean soft skills."

This must be the address where Joe and Maureen are throwing the dinner party!

Cherub tries to prevent a man from declaring his love for a woman.

'That was a peach of a right hander the referee gave you!'

'Don't forget the plan - When he gets weak from laughing - Hit him with your left!'

'It appears Alzedo is toying with his opponent.'

'Awesome erosion!'

'Work the jab! Move your feet! Attack, attack, attack! ...But be careful. He's got a human shield.'

Wrestling Champion.

"Try a new tactic, punch back."

Daisy had the fastest udders in the west field.

'Congratulations, dear...the squid appears fresh!'

'Break a leg.' - 'Thanks a lot.'

'Try hitting him harder.' 'Is that all you have to say?' 'Try hitting him harder, PLEASE.'

'MILK FIGHT!'

'I know I can count on you... that's the problem.'

"I'm in the national team...not because I'm a good player, but because everybody panics when I start singing the anthem!"

'He has a great left hook,'

"The hardest thing about winning bouts? The other guy's fists"

"What would you charge to poor champagne over my head?"

"I gave him 'the old one two' just like you told me to. But then he gave me 'the old three four'."