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Return from a Suburban Party

"I invited a few friends over who think you should see a psychiatrist."

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."

The trauma of losing.

"To be clear, I said I want your 'A' game, not your 'Eh?' game."

'You're hopeful - worrying about what underwear to wear for the office party!'

'Ron's not drunk - he's pouting because we won't play Pictionary.'

"It's from my first fight. So make the stitches big so I'll have a gnarly scar to show off."

'Absent friends!'

The Bearskin Hat Family

How to make an unforgettable dinner for four

Join me for dinner?

"The wifi password? Of course Madame, it's 'Ilove100boobies69'."

Purple dress

"I've got the creepiest costume for Halloween! It's an alien-like creature with hypnotic powers...that'll suck your brains out and turn you into a mindless zombie!"

"The party was a total surprise! Everybody jumped out and screamed 'Happy Birthday' just as I was licking my balls!"

"Who let the dining-room set into the liquor cabinet again?"

"So who else is gonna be there?"

Crime Writer's Society.

'Marcy, Ted - so glad you could come! Let me direct you upstairs to the overflow room.'

"He's my escort, and he's a teddy bear."

'Congratulations, dear...the squid appears fresh!'

"Don't you hate it when the dip falls into the chips?"

"Isn't that your ex wife?"

Cow's Surprise Party.

"Are you expecting someone, Caroline?"

"Can you send me a text so I can use it as a ruse to get out of this conversation?"

"He's socially awkward but brilliant in his field."

"I don't know why I bought all the food. We're having a Zoom party."

'They're our neighbours. We invited them on the off chance they may turn out to be post-modern.'

"You're old enough to learn how to work a party."

Construction in 2022

'If you'll excuse me, I'm going to work the room.'

The turning on the lights ceremony

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