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'If you'll excuse me, I'm going to work the room.'

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."

'No standing while room is in motion.'

C'mon, it'll be fun! I'll throw on some stars, pop in a few planets, drum up a life form or two, and this place will be hoppin'! The Big Shebang Theory.

'I like you, you remind me of someone.'

Beers

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

Piano Recital

Balancing two espresso martinis

Shaken not stirred

"Toi Toi Toi!"

"I am so attracted to you right now."

Karataoke

'You're hopeful - worrying about what underwear to wear for the office party!'

"Well there's no way I'm going to say 'whom'!"

Cut out and keep your own DJ.

'Dang, you were right! It is formal!'

"Come to our microbrew party Saturday. It's B.Y.O.B. — Bring Your Own Brewery."

"Honey, I think that's too many bows."

Star Wars Audience

The Bearskin Hat Family

'We're the first film ever in HD 3-D DOUBLE D!'

"Whine and cheezed party."

Opening night at the circus: "How's everyone's jitters?"

"I write mostly confessional non-fiction."

"I hope you don't call that a party face."

Blue Haired Lady in Ballgown

This is Twig's scene. Get ready! That's her! Where? There! Too late. Nice shot of Jessie Caldwell. Wasn't she fabulous.

'Inside Ralph is a comedienne crying to get out.'

Whale Piñata.

"Why can't you ever relax at parties?"

"You know, you're really cool – we should hang out sometime."

'I've heard all about you. Jayne says you're quite the prankster.'

Angry wife: 'Oh well DONE Keith! Why didn't you tell me the invite said BRING your own spirits?!'