First Fight T-Shirts

'His fifth comeback to the ring...and only his first fight!'

'My feet are killing me.'

"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"

Kar Boot Sale (child's toys).

'Take my tip,sonny and say it with jelly babies.'

Barristers

"It's from my first fight. So make the stitches big so I'll have a gnarly scar to show off."

Andy Oxidant meets Free Radical.

'I know the answer. I just need a moment to come to grips with it.'

"I don't know why I worry...Baldo's just a normal boy. It's good to see him maturing...making friends...with nice girls...exploring new feelings...and desires.... You have to go home now."

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

'Wanna see my tadpole collection?'

Playground reputation.

"Well, I've come this close to asking out Sylvia Sanchez. But I'm just an average guy! Nothing about me says 'I'm cool! Look at me!'"

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

"Boy is he good! He's even got me convinced you're guilty!"

"They certainly are jolly creatures aren't they?"

Love at First Sight.

'I don't care if you are a big banana, I'm the big cheese around here!'

Vegetables VS Junk Food.

Gym. Instructor. Why do you want to learn kickboxing? I've always wanted to win a fight hands down!

'Someday I'm going to tell you all of the things I've done right.'

Waiter' You betta stop that food fight, you SILLY fools! Here comes the Maitre D' !'

"Lets watch a martial arts movie."

"‘How I Spent My Summer Vacation in a Freaking Gymnastics Camp and Nearly Broke My Neck,’ by Delia McConnell."

Do it!

'It appears Alzedo is toying with his opponent.'

'It must be love if your sneakers melted!'

"That was a great kiss, Joey...but can I have my gum back please?"

"You want to go shopping in Lisbon? Honey, give me 10 seconds to sign the order to invade Portugal!"

'Don't forget the plan - When he gets weak from laughing - Hit him with your left!'

'That was a peach of a right hander the referee gave you!'

"The phrase is 'score,' dude."

'Work the jab! Move your feet! Attack, attack, attack! ...But be careful. He's got a human shield.'