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'Why yes,I AM looking for trouble - Tommy Trubble, actually!'

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

'Remember me?'

Epic Battles

'This seems like a good time to get rid of some of the king's junk.'

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

"Dad! I can't believe we come to the beach and you set up all the way out here! I can barely see the ocean...we're so far from the wa..."

A street fight.

'I can't believe this.. biggest fight of my life, and I forget to pack a wallop.'

"I told you, I can’t scratch your belly right now."

'He has some unresolved issues.'

'That was a peach of a right hander the referee gave you!'

'Don't forget the plan - When he gets weak from laughing - Hit him with your left!'

Martial Arts

'It appears Alzedo is toying with his opponent.'

'Elroy had an unfortunate knack for picking fights with the wrong people'

'What did I tell you about getting caught on the ropes?'

Wrestling Champion.

Ninja.

"He may be Sven the Slayer to you, but to me he's still Mr Cuddly Bun!"

Child to another child - 'En garde!'

'It's Colonel Bowie, Davy... he cut himself again.'

'Watch it, I'm a black belt.'

'Try hitting him harder.' 'Is that all you have to say?' 'Try hitting him harder, PLEASE.'

'Break a leg.' - 'Thanks a lot.'

Grim Reaper and the 7th

Boxer's Hair Styles.

'. . . 36, 37, 38, 39. . .'

The Knockout.