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'Why yes,I AM looking for trouble - Tommy Trubble, actually!'

Glue gun? Glitter? Dang it, I grabbed my crafting belt again.

I love you. You're my everything. Mixed Message Arts.

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

'Remember me?'

Epic Battles

'This seems like a good time to get rid of some of the king's junk.'

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

"Dad! I can't believe we come to the beach and you set up all the way out here! I can barely see the ocean...we're so far from the wa..."

He's slow and can't see out of one eye, but watch out for his left hook.

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

"I told you, I can’t scratch your belly right now."

A street fight.

'I can't believe this.. biggest fight of my life, and I forget to pack a wallop.'

'That was a peach of a right hander the referee gave you!'

'Don't forget the plan - When he gets weak from laughing - Hit him with your left!'

'It appears Alzedo is toying with his opponent.'

"One of you go see who's at the door."

'He has some unresolved issues.'

'Elroy had an unfortunate knack for picking fights with the wrong people'

Martial Arts

'What did I tell you about getting caught on the ropes?'

Wrestling Champion.

"He may be Sven the Slayer to you, but to me he's still Mr Cuddly Bun!"

Ninja.

'Break a leg.' - 'Thanks a lot.'

Grim Reaper and the 7th

Boxer's Hair Styles.

Child to another child - 'En garde!'

'Try hitting him harder.' 'Is that all you have to say?' 'Try hitting him harder, PLEASE.'

'It's Colonel Bowie, Davy... he cut himself again.'

'Watch it, I'm a black belt.'

I'm Ok, You're Ok Corral

'. . . 36, 37, 38, 39. . .'

The Knockout.