First Game T-Shirts

"Look! It's a picture of your first goal in your first soccer game!"

"Just be yourself."

"Her first word was 'paparazzi'. "

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

'My feet are killing me.'

'You gotta learn to talk, Jeffrey -- it's part of the aging process.'

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

"He's not talking yet, but sometimes we give him peanut butter to make it look like he is."

"I never knew God was such a sports fan."

Triangle

"Trust me, you're not ready!"

Airport Security.

"Woke up this morning, someone had nicked my guitar..."

Kar Boot Sale (child's toys).

'I've told you it's not the old pencil and paper battleships.'

'Are we there yet?'

"Oh, Mrs. Horris, he just said his first words..!"

"I will always cheer you on, but I will never 'Woo-hoo!' you."

Baby Mozart.

The World's Easiest Airport

Child on an airplane wearing a shirt with a switch that says "Airplane mode"

A private jet takes off

'You're doing a play in kindergarten?'

"This seat with extra legroom is great."

Airplane Mode.

Andy Oxidant meets Free Radical.

'I know the answer. I just need a moment to come to grips with it.'

"Sorry for the wait. Have you guys been here long?"

'I feel like my ears are about to pop.'

"Eventually the instrument becomes an extension of your body."

'If God had meant us to fly, he'd give us more leg room.'

'Oops! Sorry! I should've said, 'buckle your seat belts'!'

"His first word was 'Dotcom'."

Getting out of baggage fees is tricky, another sweater or two and I'd be charged for an extra seat.

'He said his first words today - 'Let's sue them'.'