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Babies who Lunch.

"Just be yourself."

"Her first word was 'paparazzi'. "

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

'No Renee, not until you get two degrees, pass a rigorous physical, and beat out thousands of other qualified individuals.'

'My feet are killing me.'

'You gotta learn to talk, Jeffrey -- it's part of the aging process.'

"He's not talking yet, but sometimes we give him peanut butter to make it look like he is."

'I guess there are lots of rotten jobs, Gramma...I hope I don't have to clean the taco hut forever.'

Kid in time-out writes 'it was the best of time out...'

"Trust me, you're not ready!"

Pajama Day 743

Airport Security.

'I've already been recruited by one of the top fast-food chains in the country!'

'Are we there yet?'

'Strained carrots again! What am I being punished for this time?'

"I can't get used to being a grownup."

Child on an airplane wearing a shirt with a switch that says "Airplane mode"

A very young man being hired as a groom.

"Oh, Mrs. Horris, he just said his first words..!"

The World's Easiest Airport

School Career Choices: Celebrity chef, celebrity gardener,celebrity plumber, celebrity vet, celebrity painter & decorator. . .

Airplane Mode.

'You're doing a play in kindergarten?'

'I don't know what he does, but I'm afraid to ask.'

A private jet takes off

"This seat with extra legroom is great."

'And I see you've listed opposable thumbs as your greatest asset...'

Andy Oxidant meets Free Radical.

"Sorry for the wait. Have you guys been here long?"

Baby being fed using a lego construction.

'I feel like my ears are about to pop.'

"I see here that you are a recent graduate."

'I took a couple of years off after college to work on my smirk.'

"That's nice, but do you have any references other than your Mom?"