First Baby Food Experience T-Shirts

'Strained carrots again! What am I being punished for this time?'

'Why don't they make thumb-flavored baby food?'

"That's it. We’re toast."

"Even when he throws them on the floor, he doesn't want the peas and carrots to touch."

Baby being fed using a lego construction.

'Strained Carrots Again? What am I being punished for this time?'

'No creamed peas for me today!'

"Remember this about new babysitters - making rules and enforcing them are two different things.".

Woman feeding baby is covered in food.

"Ciiiiiilaaaantrooooo."

'I hope it's okay -- the cookbook had some really confusing abbreviations.'

Babies who Lunch.

Oops.

"Yes Dad! I can see the ground way way down below very clearly! It's not unrelated to my reluctance to try flying!"

'My first solids. Do breasts get jealous?'

'I'm not sticking around to find out.'

"Trust your instinct and soar! Is that all the advice you could give me for my first flight Dad?"

'creamed peas excepted.'

'I like a challenge.'

"I don't want to appear ungrateful but just once I'd like to eat out!"

'Excellent grape jelly, Mother -- I detect Macabeo, Arinto, Rotgipfler, and just a hint of Hondarrabi Zuri.'

Girl stung by a wasp for the first time

"How interesting, Mr Spladgeforth, we don't often see the Eiffel Tower made out of sausages!"

'Dinner is over when the elephant disappears.'

'Google, google, twitter, twitter!'

'For the record I find creamed asparagus evil too.'

A women flinging grapes into a teacup using a spoon as a catapult.