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Babies who Lunch.

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

'Why don't they make thumb-flavored baby food?'

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

"Even when he throws them on the floor, he doesn't want the peas and carrots to touch."

'Strained carrots again! What am I being punished for this time?'

"I chose to stand up to special interest groups!"

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

We are shaped by what we love! Especially pizza and doughnuts!

I put a picture of my lunch on Facebook, and nobody hit "like." Who doesn't like Slim Jims and beer?

Gaston's Gourmet Truckstop

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

The Coffee Shop Vats of New Jersey

"Tia Carmen's not happy unless she can send people away with a plate of leftovers for the road."

Party time.

'I see you're still trying to get the staff enthused over the weekly meetings.' (Meeting offers free coffee, free snacks, eye-popping charts, exciting videos and free idea pads).

"What time did you say you wanted me to start drinking?"

"We've misjudged the tapas again."

"The best thing about this, is the lovely honeycomb centre."

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

"Your meal sounded nice."

'Just look at him. The face that lunched on a thousand chips.'

You're the sizzle in my roast!

Pope tarts.

'Hey, there are pedals on this thing!'

"Thanks, but I already have my 'support bubble' right here."

"Geoffrey's seasonal. I'm regional."

The best way to prevent sagging is to keep eating until the wrinkles fall out.

"This crew gets 15 miles to the pound of gruel. They're very fuel efficient."

Dad's old fashioned barbeque

'I decided to start buying food in bulk. I hope you're hungry!'

Thermidor Dali

Table Of The Elephants

"Yes, he is a celebrity chef, but he doesn't have any opinions on Iraq."