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Babies who Lunch.

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

'Why don't they make thumb-flavored baby food?'

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

"Even when he throws them on the floor, he doesn't want the peas and carrots to touch."

'Strained carrots again! What am I being punished for this time?'

"I chose to stand up to special interest groups!"

Gaston's Gourmet Truckstop

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

The Coffee Shop Vats of New Jersey

Party time.

"Tia Carmen's not happy unless she can send people away with a plate of leftovers for the road."

'I see you're still trying to get the staff enthused over the weekly meetings.' (Meeting offers free coffee, free snacks, eye-popping charts, exciting videos and free idea pads).

"What time did you say you wanted me to start drinking?"

"We've misjudged the tapas again."

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

'Just look at him. The face that lunched on a thousand chips.'

"The best thing about this, is the lovely honeycomb centre."

"Your meal sounded nice."

You're the sizzle in my roast!

'Hey, there are pedals on this thing!'

Thermidor Dali

"The special is… pine nut encrusted… filet of salmon… in a balsamic wine reduction."

The best way to prevent sagging is to keep eating until the wrinkles fall out.

Dad's old fashioned barbeque

'I decided to start buying food in bulk. I hope you're hungry!'

"This crew gets 15 miles to the pound of gruel. They're very fuel efficient."

Table Of The Elephants

"Yes, he is a celebrity chef, but he doesn't have any opinions on Iraq."

"Geoffrey's seasonal. I'm regional."