'His fifth comeback to the ring...and only his first fight!'
First Fight Prints
Decorate your space with art prints that capture the humor and significance of a first fight, turning it into a memorable milestone worth celebrating.
'My feet are killing me.'
"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"
Kar Boot Sale (child's toys).
'Take my tip,sonny and say it with jelly babies.'
Barristers
"It's from my first fight. So make the stitches big so I'll have a gnarly scar to show off."
Andy Oxidant meets Free Radical.
'I know the answer. I just need a moment to come to grips with it.'
"I don't know why I worry...Baldo's just a normal boy. It's good to see him maturing...making friends...with nice girls...exploring new feelings...and desires.... You have to go home now."
"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."
'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'
'Wanna see my tadpole collection?'
Playground reputation.
"Well, I've come this close to asking out Sylvia Sanchez. But I'm just an average guy! Nothing about me says 'I'm cool! Look at me!'"
'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'
"Boy is he good! He's even got me convinced you're guilty!"
"They certainly are jolly creatures aren't they?"
Love at First Sight.
'I don't care if you are a big banana, I'm the big cheese around here!'
Vegetables VS Junk Food.
Gym. Instructor. Why do you want to learn kickboxing? I've always wanted to win a fight hands down!
'Someday I'm going to tell you all of the things I've done right.'
Waiter' You betta stop that food fight, you SILLY fools! Here comes the Maitre D' !'
"Lets watch a martial arts movie."
"‘How I Spent My Summer Vacation in a Freaking Gymnastics Camp and Nearly Broke My Neck,’ by Delia McConnell."
Do it!
'It appears Alzedo is toying with his opponent.'
'It must be love if your sneakers melted!'
"That was a great kiss, Joey...but can I have my gum back please?"
"You want to go shopping in Lisbon? Honey, give me 10 seconds to sign the order to invade Portugal!"
'Don't forget the plan - When he gets weak from laughing - Hit him with your left!'
'That was a peach of a right hander the referee gave you!'
"The phrase is 'score,' dude."
'Work the jab! Move your feet! Attack, attack, attack! ...But be careful. He's got a human shield.'
First Fight Prints Collection
First Fight Mugs
Explore our range of mugs that perfectly capture the spirit of a first fight with humor, insight, and a touch of wit.
First Fight Pillows
Comfort yourself with pillows that humorously mark a first fight, turning a tense moment into a cozy memory.
First Fight T-Shirts
Check out our t-shirts designed to celebrate life's first fights — humorous, bold, and full of personality.