First Fight Pillows

'His fifth comeback to the ring...and only his first fight!'

'My feet are killing me.'

"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"

Kar Boot Sale (child's toys).

Barristers

'Take my tip,sonny and say it with jelly babies.'

"It's from my first fight. So make the stitches big so I'll have a gnarly scar to show off."

Andy Oxidant meets Free Radical.

'I know the answer. I just need a moment to come to grips with it.'

"I don't know why I worry...Baldo's just a normal boy. It's good to see him maturing...making friends...with nice girls...exploring new feelings...and desires.... You have to go home now."

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

"Well, I've come this close to asking out Sylvia Sanchez. But I'm just an average guy! Nothing about me says 'I'm cool! Look at me!'"

Playground reputation.

Love at First Sight.

'Wanna see my tadpole collection?'

"Boy is he good! He's even got me convinced you're guilty!"

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

Waiter' You betta stop that food fight, you SILLY fools! Here comes the Maitre D' !'

"‘How I Spent My Summer Vacation in a Freaking Gymnastics Camp and Nearly Broke My Neck,’ by Delia McConnell."

Vegetables VS Junk Food.

'Someday I'm going to tell you all of the things I've done right.'

Do it!

"The phrase is 'score,' dude."

'That was a peach of a right hander the referee gave you!'

"That was a great kiss, Joey...but can I have my gum back please?"

'Don't forget the plan - When he gets weak from laughing - Hit him with your left!'

'It must be love if your sneakers melted!'

'It appears Alzedo is toying with his opponent.'

"You want to go shopping in Lisbon? Honey, give me 10 seconds to sign the order to invade Portugal!"

'Work the jab! Move your feet! Attack, attack, attack! ...But be careful. He's got a human shield.'

Before her first dressage competition, Kate suffered from Pre-Traumatic Stress.