First Fight Celebration Gifts

"It's from my first fight. So make the stitches big so I'll have a gnarly scar to show off."

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

Westview High School Soccer League Victory Dinner

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

"Number 2. Step forward please."

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

'Bunfight at the O.K corral.'

'He's a bit confused after that last round.'

Waiter' You betta stop that food fight, you SILLY fools! Here comes the Maitre D' !'

The Good Feud Guide - 'Delia Smith does a nice roasted Worrall-Thompson.'

Vegetables VS Junk Food.

Mitch Lee, kung-fondue master.

The BLTR (the bacon, lettuce, tomato, revolution)

'Don't forget the plan - When he gets weak from laughing - Hit him with your left!'

This must be the address where Joe and Maureen are throwing the dinner party!

'It appears Alzedo is toying with his opponent.'

Cherub tries to prevent a man from declaring his love for a woman.

'That was a peach of a right hander the referee gave you!'

"We hired him for his soft paws - I mean soft skills."

'Work the jab! Move your feet! Attack, attack, attack! ...But be careful. He's got a human shield.'

'Awesome erosion!'

Wrestling Champion.

'Break a leg.' - 'Thanks a lot.'

'Congratulations, dear...the squid appears fresh!'

"Try a new tactic, punch back."

'Try hitting him harder.' 'Is that all you have to say?' 'Try hitting him harder, PLEASE.'

Daisy had the fastest udders in the west field.

'MILK FIGHT!'

'I know I can count on you... that's the problem.'

"I'm in the national team...not because I'm a good player, but because everybody panics when I start singing the anthem!"

"...and forget your damn sensitivity training."

'Hello, police? There's been a food fight here and I'm afraid the cheese got the worse of it.'

'He has a great left hook,'

'Such petulance!'

"The hardest thing about winning bouts? The other guy's fists"