First-aid Friend Pillows

"Will he be okay?"

"If you don't want stitches, that's fine. Suture self."

First aid in mountains

'Well, what do I have?...Within reason, of course.'

JOIN THE BOY SCOUTS HERE!, ''Trustworthy, friendly, loyal, helpful, kind, courteous, brave, thrifty, obedient and cheerful' -- This is going to look GREAT on my resume!'

'Nurse, I said x-ray, not microwave.'

Sign in doctors office - Malpractice Makes Perfect.

A fire extinguisher box with band aids in them has a sign above with reads, "In case you cut yourself breaking glass break this glass."

"I'm sure he'll pull through. He's always been a real fighter."

'Can't you give the dummy mouth to mouth without getting romantically involved Mrs Wilks?'

First aid departments

"Time to administer scout leader first aid protocol..."

Social Worker

"Honey! What's wrong. . . Mommy get you a band-aid!"

First Aid Box

'I hope you all appreciate the irony in this.'

Dog being carried off by ducks.

"Can you help me? I'm having a little trouble working the shredder."

Crashed Aliens - "Miss Fortnum, come in here immediately..and bring the first aid kit."

Medical Supplies

"My God, now what?"

'My finger's stopped bleeding. I must have run out of blood.'

'Don't you people ever take a pulse? ! '

"Next time you give CPR try not to use your tongue."

Man who hits finger and screams for help has his mouth bound up instead of his finger by unsympathetic wife.

First aid: A wizard has a bandage on his finger with turban on it.

'How am I ever going to be able to practice my first aid if you insist on using an electric razor?'

Musical Accidents

'Now, lift and squeeze the diaphragm.' ... 'Sweet.'

"Nah, he doesn't need the Heimlich. I just don't like his tip."

Why dogs hate CPR.

'This book's useless - it just tells me to loosen her clothing...'

"I've got a pulse!"

"The Catlich Maneuver"