First-aid Friend Gifts

"Will he be okay?"

"If you don't want stitches, that's fine. Suture self."

First aid in mountains

'Well, what do I have?...Within reason, of course.'

JOIN THE BOY SCOUTS HERE!, ''Trustworthy, friendly, loyal, helpful, kind, courteous, brave, thrifty, obedient and cheerful' -- This is going to look GREAT on my resume!'

'Nurse, I said x-ray, not microwave.'

Sign in doctors office - Malpractice Makes Perfect.

A fire extinguisher box with band aids in them has a sign above with reads, "In case you cut yourself breaking glass break this glass."

With Wally the hermit crab showing no signs of life, Shirley yields to her kids' pleas and performs mouth-to-mouth resuscitation.

"I'm sure he'll pull through. He's always been a real fighter."

'Can't you give the dummy mouth to mouth without getting romantically involved Mrs Wilks?'

"Time to administer scout leader first aid protocol..."

"Honey! What's wrong. . . Mommy get you a band-aid!"

First aid departments

Social Worker

'I hope you all appreciate the irony in this.'

First Aid Box

Dog being carried off by ducks.

"Can you help me? I'm having a little trouble working the shredder."

I was coughing, Frank - I didn't need the Heimlich.

Medical Supplies

"My God, now what?"

Crashed Aliens - "Miss Fortnum, come in here immediately..and bring the first aid kit."

'My finger's stopped bleeding. I must have run out of blood.'

'Don't you people ever take a pulse? ! '

"Next time you give CPR try not to use your tongue."

Man who hits finger and screams for help has his mouth bound up instead of his finger by unsympathetic wife.

Why dogs hate CPR.

First aid: A wizard has a bandage on his finger with turban on it.

"The Catlich Maneuver"

First aid and sculpture

"Nah, he doesn't need the Heimlich. I just don't like his tip."

"Well, there's nothing wrong with his lungs anyway."

'Now, lift and squeeze the diaphragm.' ... 'Sweet.'

"I've got a pulse!"