First Aid Pillows

Worker: 'QUICK, does anybody here know First Aid?!' / Worker: 'Yeah, him.'

Worker: 'QUICK, does anybody here know CPR?!' / Worker: 'Yeah, him.'

'Don't you people ever take a pulse? ! '

'Next year, let's take separate vacations.'

'Can't you give the dummy mouth to mouth without getting romantically involved Mrs Wilks?'

'A first aid kit...good choice! You'll need it after cutting your fingers on the plastic packaging.'

'C'mon, Steve, let's just get this CPR class over with.'

First aid in mountains

Safety - Heimlich Manoeuvre.

Paramedic carrying a portable siren.

Mother taping childs mouth.

Help - "What's in it for me?"

'I think you might find this disappointing.'

'We should rejoice that within a vibrant drug culture every young adult knows how to use a tourniquet.'

"Next time you give CPR try not to use your tongue."

First Aid Box

"Maybe we should get the second-aid kit."

"Do 30 compressions and then. . ."

'I hope you all appreciate the irony in this.'

'Lower.No,lower. A way lower. - Under the arms.Under the arms! Around his chest! OK listen...- Do you want to learn the Heimlich manoeuvre or not?!!!'

'Oh, c'mon Ben, it isn't that bad!'

"Last question, and how would you rate the ambulance response time to today's accident?"

Man mends broken FIRST AID sign with a bandage.

'I hear a pet can help prolong your life. Got any that know the Heimlich maneuver?'

Injured soldier receives first aid.

Man who hits finger and screams for help has his mouth bound up instead of his finger by unsympathetic wife.

"He fainted, so whilst waiting for you I put him in the recovery position."

'Blow!'

"I dragged a man out of a burning building. Un"fortunately, it was a fireman...

"How's everything?"

"Does anyone know CPR?"

Yet another Band-Aid picture

Ping Pong Heimlich

'Wait 'til you see our new defibrillator. It's a Michael Graves design.'

First aid: A wizard has a bandage on his finger with turban on it.