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"Last question, and how would you rate the ambulance response time to today's accident?"

"My God, now what?"

Yet another Band-Aid picture

Monk applying plasters in the shape of a cross.

"If you don't want stitches, that's fine. Suture self."

First aid in mountains

Medical Building Directory: Dr. Larry Nix, Dr. Sally Putty, etc..

Traditional vs alternative medicine.

"I'm sure he'll pull through. He's always been a real fighter."

With Wally the hermit crab showing no signs of life, Shirley yields to her kids' pleas and performs mouth-to-mouth resuscitation.

'I cause sneezes.' 'I cause fever' 'I cause that 'I don't know- I just don't feel too good' feeling.'

A fire extinguisher box with band aids in them has a sign above with reads, "In case you cut yourself breaking glass break this glass."

Dr Ed Henderson demonstrates that it IS possible for someone to become too familiar with the safety rules.

Medical Examinations.

'Can't you give the dummy mouth to mouth without getting romantically involved Mrs Wilks?'

"Let me through – I'm morbidly curious!"

"Honey! What's wrong. . . Mommy get you a band-aid!"

Pediatrics: Anatomy

First aid departments

"Time to administer scout leader first aid protocol..."

'You'll be awake during the entire procedure...but no peeking!'

'Anaesthetic ok?' - 'Yes, ten double scotches from the pub up the road.'

'I hope you all appreciate the irony in this.'

"Mrs. Barnes is to have a complete head-to-toe – she's to be the victim in a bandage-instruction class."

Crashed Aliens - "Miss Fortnum, come in here immediately..and bring the first aid kit."

Paramedics.

I was coughing, Frank - I didn't need the Heimlich.

Medical Supplies

'My finger's stopped bleeding. I must have run out of blood.'

'Don't you people ever take a pulse? ! '

"Next time you give CPR try not to use your tongue."

Man who hits finger and screams for help has his mouth bound up instead of his finger by unsympathetic wife.

'Now, lift and squeeze the diaphragm.' ... 'Sweet.'

First aid: A wizard has a bandage on his finger with turban on it.