First Aid Enthusiasts Pillows

Robert tried the Heimlich Maneuver on a choking man.

"If you don't want stitches, that's fine. Suture self."

First aid in mountains

'There they go - off on their own - and a finer bunch of fledgelings one couldn't ask.'

Who should I call first? 911 or Technical Support?

A fire extinguisher box with band aids in them has a sign above with reads, "In case you cut yourself breaking glass break this glass."

"I'm sure he'll pull through. He's always been a real fighter."

'Can't you give the dummy mouth to mouth without getting romantically involved Mrs Wilks?'

"Honey! What's wrong. . . Mommy get you a band-aid!"

"Time to administer scout leader first aid protocol..."

First aid departments

First Aid Box

'I hope you all appreciate the irony in this.'

Dog being carried off by ducks.

Crashed Aliens - "Miss Fortnum, come in here immediately..and bring the first aid kit."

"My God, now what?"

"Mrs. Barnes is to have a complete head-to-toe – she's to be the victim in a bandage-instruction class."

Medical Supplies

"The blaze has taken hold on the eight floor Chief. The C.E.O., V.P. and C.O.O. are trapped in the boardroom!!"

Santa Claus stuck in a chimney sitting in a hospital emergency room.

'Don't you people ever take a pulse? ! '

"Next time you give CPR try not to use your tongue."

Man who hits finger and screams for help has his mouth bound up instead of his finger by unsympathetic wife.

'Hang on, Donny - Heimlin...Heinlit..dang! How do you spell that thing'

'How am I ever going to be able to practice my first aid if you insist on using an electric razor?'

"I've got a pulse!"

'Now, lift and squeeze the diaphragm.' ... 'Sweet.'

Why dogs hate CPR.

"Will he be okay?"

"Thanks for the painkiller mum, but how does it know which leg to go down?"

'This book's useless - it just tells me to loosen her clothing...'

First aid: A wizard has a bandage on his finger with turban on it.