First Aid Enthusiasts Gifts

Robert tried the Heimlich Maneuver on a choking man.

"If you don't want stitches, that's fine. Suture self."

First aid in mountains

'There they go - off on their own - and a finer bunch of fledgelings one couldn't ask.'

Who should I call first? 911 or Technical Support?

A fire extinguisher box with band aids in them has a sign above with reads, "In case you cut yourself breaking glass break this glass."

With Wally the hermit crab showing no signs of life, Shirley yields to her kids' pleas and performs mouth-to-mouth resuscitation.

"I'm sure he'll pull through. He's always been a real fighter."

'Can't you give the dummy mouth to mouth without getting romantically involved Mrs Wilks?'

"Time to administer scout leader first aid protocol..."

"Honey! What's wrong. . . Mommy get you a band-aid!"

Resusci Annie takes a well-earned vacation.

First aid departments

'I hope you all appreciate the irony in this.'

Dog being carried off by ducks.

First Aid Box

Crashed Aliens - "Miss Fortnum, come in here immediately..and bring the first aid kit."

"The blaze has taken hold on the eight floor Chief. The C.E.O., V.P. and C.O.O. are trapped in the boardroom!!"

Medical Supplies

"Mrs. Barnes is to have a complete head-to-toe – she's to be the victim in a bandage-instruction class."

I was coughing, Frank - I didn't need the Heimlich.

"My God, now what?"

Santa Claus stuck in a chimney sitting in a hospital emergency room.

'Don't you people ever take a pulse? ! '

"Next time you give CPR try not to use your tongue."

Man who hits finger and screams for help has his mouth bound up instead of his finger by unsympathetic wife.

"Nah, he doesn't need the Heimlich. I just don't like his tip."

Why dogs hate CPR.

"Will he be okay?"

'This book's useless - it just tells me to loosen her clothing...'

Musical Accidents

"Visiting hours are over, Mrs. Glenborn."

My Youtube channel's taking off. Mine too, little buddy. You have a Youtube channel? Of course, it's got 12.8 million subscribers. I accompanies my best-selling MANuals book series. I post a video per day. There's "Pickup Artist Mondays," "Man-Grooming Tuesdays," "Relationship Escape-Artist Wednesdays" ... "Become an Alpha in Five Minutes Thursdays" ... "New Advances in Speedos Fridays," and "Using Quantum Physics and the Multiverse Theory to Explain Why that Lady She Caught You with was Actuall

"I've got a pulse!"

'Hang on, Donny - Heimlin...Heinlit..dang! How do you spell that thing'