First Aid Aficionados Gifts

"Honey! What's wrong. . . Mommy get you a band-aid!"

"If you don't want stitches, that's fine. Suture self."

First aid in mountains

'I used to think I was the only one kids hated... I don't know what I'd do if it weren't for you guys.'

A fire extinguisher box with band aids in them has a sign above with reads, "In case you cut yourself breaking glass break this glass."

"I'm sure he'll pull through. He's always been a real fighter."

'Can't you give the dummy mouth to mouth without getting romantically involved Mrs Wilks?'

"Time to administer scout leader first aid protocol..."

Body Building

First aid departments

'I hope you all appreciate the irony in this.'

First Aid Box

Dog being carried off by ducks.

Paramedics.

"My God, now what?"

Crashed Aliens - "Miss Fortnum, come in here immediately..and bring the first aid kit."

Doctors in Love.

Medical Supplies

'My finger's stopped bleeding. I must have run out of blood.'

'Don't you people ever take a pulse? ! '

"Next time you give CPR try not to use your tongue."

Man who hits finger and screams for help has his mouth bound up instead of his finger by unsympathetic wife.

"Thanks for the painkiller mum, but how does it know which leg to go down?"

"Will he be okay?"

"Visiting hours are over, Mrs. Glenborn."

'This book's useless - it just tells me to loosen her clothing...'

"Nah, he doesn't need the Heimlich. I just don't like his tip."

Musical Accidents

First aid: A wizard has a bandage on his finger with turban on it.

Why dogs hate CPR.

'How am I ever going to be able to practice my first aid if you insist on using an electric razor?'

'Now, lift and squeeze the diaphragm.' ... 'Sweet.'

'Hang on, Donny - Heimlin...Heinlit..dang! How do you spell that thing'

"I've got a pulse!"