First Aid Instructors Pillows

'Why on earth would you want to do a 'First Aid' course?'

"He fainted, so whilst waiting for you I put him in the recovery position."

"If you don't want stitches, that's fine. Suture self."

First aid in mountains

Diver sees old lady in motorized bubble.

Whale Shark Thoughts...

A fire extinguisher box with band aids in them has a sign above with reads, "In case you cut yourself breaking glass break this glass."

"I'm sure he'll pull through. He's always been a real fighter."

That's actually the gorilla survival manoeuvre. . .

With Wally the hermit crab showing no signs of life, Shirley yields to her kids' pleas and performs mouth-to-mouth resuscitation.

Sand danger

'Can't you give the dummy mouth to mouth without getting romantically involved Mrs Wilks?'

Snorkeling: A Dollar A Minute

Resusci Annie takes a well-earned vacation.

"Time to administer scout leader first aid protocol..."

First aid departments

"Honey! What's wrong. . . Mommy get you a band-aid!"

First Aid Box

'After being here for more than forty years - as undergraduate, graduate student instructor, professor - what saddens me most is that this was not the college of my choice.'

'I hope you all appreciate the irony in this.'

'Just say no to ch-e-e-s-ee!'

Welcome to Atlantis - Watering Ban in Effect.

"I told you not to hold your breath when comping up!"

"Mrs. Barnes is to have a complete head-to-toe – she's to be the victim in a bandage-instruction class."

"Look, we're all thirsty. You don't see me whining about it."

I was coughing, Frank - I didn't need the Heimlich.

Medical Supplies

Crashed Aliens - "Miss Fortnum, come in here immediately..and bring the first aid kit."

"My God, now what?"

'Don't you people ever take a pulse? ! '

"The cultural appropriation is annoying but the herring is delicious."

"Next time you give CPR try not to use your tongue."

Man who hits finger and screams for help has his mouth bound up instead of his finger by unsympathetic wife.

Some people save stamps or coins. I save whales.

"Nah, he doesn't need the Heimlich. I just don't like his tip."