First Aid Trainer Pillows

'The great thing about mindless violence is that it encourages the evolution of mindless altruism.'

Safety - Heimlich Manoeuvre.

"Time to administer scout leader first aid protocol..."

"If you don't want stitches, that's fine. Suture self."

First aid in mountains

A fire extinguisher box with band aids in them has a sign above with reads, "In case you cut yourself breaking glass break this glass."

"I'm sure he'll pull through. He's always been a real fighter."

'Can't you give the dummy mouth to mouth without getting romantically involved Mrs Wilks?'

First aid departments

"Honey! What's wrong. . . Mommy get you a band-aid!"

'I hope you all appreciate the irony in this.'

First Aid Box

Crashed Aliens - "Miss Fortnum, come in here immediately..and bring the first aid kit."

Medical Supplies

"My God, now what?"

"Mrs. Barnes is to have a complete head-to-toe – she's to be the victim in a bandage-instruction class."

'Don't you people ever take a pulse? ! '

"Next time you give CPR try not to use your tongue."

Man who hits finger and screams for help has his mouth bound up instead of his finger by unsympathetic wife.

'How am I ever going to be able to practice my first aid if you insist on using an electric razor?'

"Nah, he doesn't need the Heimlich. I just don't like his tip."

First aid: A wizard has a bandage on his finger with turban on it.

"The Catlich Maneuver"

"Thanks for the painkiller mum, but how does it know which leg to go down?"

'Now, lift and squeeze the diaphragm.' ... 'Sweet.'

Why dogs hate CPR.

'Hang on, Donny - Heimlin...Heinlit..dang! How do you spell that thing'

"Will he be okay?"

"I've got a pulse!"

'This book's useless - it just tells me to loosen her clothing...'

First aid and sculpture

Musical Accidents

'If I was wearing my 'what'?!'

'I've got my bandages to protect me!'

Man mends broken FIRST AID sign with a bandage.