First Aid Mugs

Worker: 'QUICK, does anybody here know First Aid?!' / Worker: 'Yeah, him.'

Worker: 'QUICK, does anybody here know CPR?!' / Worker: 'Yeah, him.'

Unable to resuscitate the stranger with his breath, Leon quickly grabbed his leaf blower.

'Don't you people ever take a pulse? ! '

'Next year, let's take separate vacations.'

'Can't you give the dummy mouth to mouth without getting romantically involved Mrs Wilks?'

Following the noble tradition of St. Bernard rescue dogs, many dogs are being trained to perform CPR.

'A first aid kit...good choice! You'll need it after cutting your fingers on the plastic packaging.'

'C'mon, Steve, let's just get this CPR class over with.'

Safety - Heimlich Manoeuvre.

Paramedic carrying a portable siren.

Mother taping childs mouth.

Help - "What's in it for me?"

First aid in mountains

'We should rejoice that within a vibrant drug culture every young adult knows how to use a tourniquet.'

'I think you might find this disappointing.'

"Next time you give CPR try not to use your tongue."

First Aid Box

"Maybe we should get the second-aid kit."

'I hope you all appreciate the irony in this.'

"Do 30 compressions and then. . ."

'Lower.No,lower. A way lower. - Under the arms.Under the arms! Around his chest! OK listen...- Do you want to learn the Heimlich manoeuvre or not?!!!'

"Does anyone know CPR?"

"How's everything?"

'Oh, c'mon Ben, it isn't that bad!'

Man mends broken FIRST AID sign with a bandage.

'I hear a pet can help prolong your life. Got any that know the Heimlich maneuver?'

Injured soldier receives first aid.

Man who hits finger and screams for help has his mouth bound up instead of his finger by unsympathetic wife.

"He fainted, so whilst waiting for you I put him in the recovery position."

'Blow!'

"I dragged a man out of a burning building. Un"fortunately, it was a fireman...

"Last question, and how would you rate the ambulance response time to today's accident?"

'Put the heating pad on it.'

'I'm beginning to wish we hadn't sent you on the first aid course.'