First Aider Mugs

'Is this a foreleg? Back leg? Antenna?....'

Unable to resuscitate the stranger with his breath, Leon quickly grabbed his leaf blower.

'A first aid kit...good choice! You'll need it after cutting your fingers on the plastic packaging.'

'C'mon, Steve, let's just get this CPR class over with.'

'Fetch help quickly...the Health and Safety book's fallen on him.'

'I think you might find this disappointing.'

First Aid Box

Hypochondriac Convention

"I cut my finger. So you have a bigger bandage?"

'Seven seconds flat - a new world record! ... Wait. Whoa! How ironic is that? Our champion sprained her own ankle.'

'It's too late...she really was drop dead gorgeous.'

Man who hits finger and screams for help has his mouth bound up instead of his finger by unsympathetic wife.

"Thanks for the painkiller mum, but how does it know which leg to go down?"

'I'm beginning to wish we hadn't sent you on the first aid course.'

Musical Accidents

"We ordered way before they did."

Health and safety man is hit in the head by the first aid kit.

Rubber Chicken First Aid Training

"Keep back... I'm going to try reviving him with my hand buzzer!"

First aiders carry COVID-19 molecule on stretcher.

"No, he isn't choking. He coughed."

A man performed CPR on his television

'We're in luck...they all know first-aid for snake bite!'

First aid: A wizard has a bandage on his finger with turban on it.

The creatures of the Amazonas are waiting for the smallest scartch and the tiniest drop of blood.

"I've got a pulse!"

First Aid

"If you don't want stitches, that's fine. Suture self."

Smackdown and immediate first aid.

'Don't press so hard, I almost drowned back there!'

"Stand back, give him air."

Now squeeze sharply five times - that should dislodge the tip from his coat pocket.

Ping Pong Heimlich

Yet another Band-Aid picture

The Heimlich Maneuver