Firewall Converser Gifts

"Tech-support has confirmed it. Screaming and hitting the computer won't solve the problem. You'll have to try something else."

'Larry liked to crack the window before bed.'

Fixing the Computer.

"How do we break it to them that work-from-home ends next week?"

Quiz Night...

Computer help.

'As far as we can tell, the system went down because someone stepped on a crack in the sidewalk.'

'Right here is where your imaging data is clogging up all of your bandwidth.'

"Just got back from the client meeting and great news. . . your work isn't dead. It's beaten senseless and run over by a dump truck...but still very much alive."

'Dog got your clog?'

we wanted to get rid of all the 'superbugs' but they were the only one's who understood the new it system

'I'm sorry, but it's suffering from a terminal disease.'

'The contractor didn't do windows.'

Caterpillar Paranoia

'Will you guys be quiet? These walls are trying to tell me something!'

Urban spring.

Plug Me In Stupid

'I think your firewall is turned up too high!'

"He likes to make clients feel important..."

'These are the data security consultants we hired last week. When it comes to firewall design, they're in a class by themselves!'

Graffiti like

Office full of computers and wires.

"If you want me to ask him that you'll have to wait until after the watershed."

'Mr. Watson?.. Alexander Graham Bell here. I'm a first-time caller...'

Desert Island Gossipping

Sad looking computer with plasters and a black eye

No Graffiti Allowed.

"How's the computer analysis going?"

'If I need emergency assistance with this program, do I type 911?'

Aliens man telephone store named ET&T Phones.

"I bet you couldn't eat three."

'The only one who likes it when you're singing in the shower is our neighbour... the glazier!'

"Exhaustive research has determined that cats don't like baby talk."