Insecurity Whisperer Gifts

Caterpillar Paranoia

Mantis Love

"Really? That's the only game in this house?"

'It's easy, Greg. Just get in touch with your inner regional sales manager.'

'F-E-E-D-T-H-E-D-O-G . . . Hey that's spooky! Why would your granddad say that?'

"Do you swear to calm the jittery financial markets, all the jittery financial markets and nothing but the jittery financial markets, so help you God?"

"He says he's been sending you messages from beyond the grave but it's possible they're going straight into your junk folder."

"He's from IT. All I did was tell him I thought he was doing a great job... and he fainted in shock!"

"Saving Lois Lane a dozen times doesn't mean you can claim her as a dependent on your taxes."

The spirit in the wall would go on and ond, but Alvin never let it bother him.

"I'll check and see if he's available."

S�ance "I'm through to your husbands voice-mail"

Entomology Reference

"Ok, you were right – dogs can see ghosts."

'As far as we can tell, the system went down because someone stepped on a crack in the sidewalk.'

'You failed your Latin exam! But Sweety, it's important to learn Latin: All your friends' names have Latin roots...'

'Ach, Herr Scrooge - ghost of this, ghost of that...serious delusions.'

"I'm getting your dear, departed husband—he can't believe you paid forty-five dollars for this."

"Your wife says she's been watching you, and there are a lot of things you need to work on."

"Peterson should be sure to win the Nobel Prize! He has proven that the mutated Coronavirus also mutates laboratory rats!"

Professor...what are you doing?

"Aw, Johnny... Why did you have to go and change... You've mutated!"

Cemetery: Communicated with your loved one see Madam Zolta within.

we wanted to get rid of all the 'superbugs' but they were the only one's who understood the new it system

'You should see a doctor. Maybe you have that West Nile thing.'

"...The Spirits are out at the moment, but if you'd like to leave a message...."

Follow England mate, they're always crap!

"I have eight spirits coming through."

'Termites!'

"Hi darling - I've just come back for my iphone...!"

College for flys

"It's your mother. She wants to know why you never summon her."

"I have grave news."

'He's so fast he has to stop to clean the insects off his glasses.'

"Well, well – if it isn't the old crystal ball and chain."