Insecurity Whisperer Gifts

Caterpillar Paranoia

Mantis Love

'F-E-E-D-T-H-E-D-O-G . . . Hey that's spooky! Why would your granddad say that?'

"Really? That's the only game in this house?"

'It's easy, Greg. Just get in touch with your inner regional sales manager.'

"Do you swear to calm the jittery financial markets, all the jittery financial markets and nothing but the jittery financial markets, so help you God?"

"He's from IT. All I did was tell him I thought he was doing a great job... and he fainted in shock!"

"He says he's been sending you messages from beyond the grave but it's possible they're going straight into your junk folder."

The spirit in the wall would go on and ond, but Alvin never let it bother him.

"I'll check and see if he's available."

S�ance "I'm through to your husbands voice-mail"

"Ok, you were right – dogs can see ghosts."

Entomology Reference

'As far as we can tell, the system went down because someone stepped on a crack in the sidewalk.'

'You failed your Latin exam! But Sweety, it's important to learn Latin: All your friends' names have Latin roots...'

"Aw, Johnny... Why did you have to go and change... You've mutated!"

"Your wife says she's been watching you, and there are a lot of things you need to work on."

"I'm getting your dear, departed husband—he can't believe you paid forty-five dollars for this."

Cemetery: Communicated with your loved one see Madam Zolta within.

Professor...what are you doing?

"Peterson should be sure to win the Nobel Prize! He has proven that the mutated Coronavirus also mutates laboratory rats!"

'Ach, Herr Scrooge - ghost of this, ghost of that...serious delusions.'

we wanted to get rid of all the 'superbugs' but they were the only one's who understood the new it system

"...The Spirits are out at the moment, but if you'd like to leave a message...."

'You should see a doctor. Maybe you have that West Nile thing.'

"Hi darling - I've just come back for my iphone...!"

"It's your mother. She wants to know why you never summon her."

'Termites!'

'He's so fast he has to stop to clean the insects off his glasses.'

"Well, well – if it isn't the old crystal ball and chain."

College for flys

"This reminds me of that time I said it was too humid and buggy to go on this hike."

Follow England mate, they're always crap!

"I have eight spirits coming through."

"I have grave news."