Firecracker Philosopher Gifts

Looking for a gift for the firecracker philosopher in your life? Find playful and thought-provoking items that match their bright, inquisitive spirit. Perfect for sparking new ideas or simply illuminating their day with humor and insight.

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Pigeon Little

from $19.00

'Who's this 'Art in Heaven' guy you keep talking about?'

'Who's this 'Art in Heaven' guy you keep talking about?' mockup

'Who's this 'Art in Heaven' guy you keep talking about?'

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'Think how all that chatting is affecting global warming.'

'Think how all that chatting is affecting global warming.' mockup

'Think how all that chatting is affecting global warming.'

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"You can't compare apples and oranges because oranges have longer legs."

"You can't compare apples and oranges because oranges have longer legs." mockup

"You can't compare apples and oranges because oranges have longer legs."

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'Dial 1-900-Fortune.'

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'If, as you say, they're so evolved, why do they need to wear clothes to survive?'

'If, as you say, they're so evolved, why do they need to wear clothes to survive?' mockup

'If, as you say, they're so evolved, why do they need to wear clothes to survive?'

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Reverse psychology

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"Apparently, when the tide came in, a lot of castles went bust."

"Apparently, when the tide came in, a lot of castles went bust." mockup

"Apparently, when the tide came in, a lot of castles went bust."

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"Try picking up a girl after you've renounced everything."

"Try picking up a girl after you've renounced everything." mockup

"Try picking up a girl after you've renounced everything."

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Courage. Love.

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"Send ME to bed early, will they?" mockup

"Send ME to bed early, will they?"

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"I'm sorry, but you didn't recognize me as the Messiah when I had braces and glasses."

"I'm sorry, but you didn't recognize me as the Messiah when I had braces and glasses." mockup

"I'm sorry, but you didn't recognize me as the Messiah when I had braces and glasses."

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Hamlet in the craft shop.

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"Let's see now: All dogs have four legs. I have four legs. Therefore, I am a dog."

"Let's see now: All dogs have four legs. I have four legs. Therefore, I am a dog." mockup

"Let's see now: All dogs have four legs. I have four legs. Therefore, I am a dog."

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'Let the record show that I suggested primordial souffl'ee.'

'Let the record show that I suggested primordial souffl'ee.' mockup

'Let the record show that I suggested primordial souffl'ee.'

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"Really! A firecracker! Test his nerves! Where do you come up with these stupid ideas?"

"Really! A firecracker! Test his nerves! Where do you come up with these stupid ideas?" mockup

"Really! A firecracker! Test his nerves! Where do you come up with these stupid ideas?"

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"Remember that ultimately we must answer to Chairs."

"Remember that ultimately we must answer to Chairs." mockup

"Remember that ultimately we must answer to Chairs."

from $19.00

Meekness of Mr Pecksniff and his Charming Daughter

Meekness of Mr Pecksniff and his Charming Daughter mockup

Meekness of Mr Pecksniff and his Charming Daughter

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'There goes another one. Galileo, don't you have any idea what makes them do that?'

'There goes another one. Galileo, don't you have any idea what makes them do that?' mockup

'There goes another one. Galileo, don't you have any idea what makes them do that?'

from $19.00

Toys from the Pre School of Hard Knocks - Stumbling Blocks.

Toys from the Pre School of Hard Knocks - Stumbling Blocks. mockup

Toys from the Pre School of Hard Knocks - Stumbling Blocks.

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'How did he make the world in six days?'

'How did he make the world in six days?' mockup

'How did he make the world in six days?'

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"Just how many ways are there to skin a cat?"

"Just how many ways are there to skin a cat?" mockup

"Just how many ways are there to skin a cat?"

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'Heidegger-Hi!'

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The Meaning of Life

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"Let me take you back to a dark time when all you could do with a phone was make phone calls."

"Let me take you back to a dark time when all you could do with a phone was make phone calls." mockup

"Let me take you back to a dark time when all you could do with a phone was make phone calls."

from $19.00

KNITEO ERGO SUM!

from $19.00

'Don't Move!' - 'Why would I want to move? Lived here for 51 years, know all the neighbours, shops nearby, post office is closed but...'

'Don't Move!' - 'Why would I want to move? Lived here for 51 years, know all the neighbours, shops nearby, post office is closed but...' mockup

'Don't Move!' - 'Why would I want to move? Lived here for 51 years, know all the neighbours, shops nearby, post office is closed but...'

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"I guess when you run out of Tooth Fairy teeth, you gotta go get a job!"

"I guess when you run out of Tooth Fairy teeth, you gotta go get a job!" mockup

"I guess when you run out of Tooth Fairy teeth, you gotta go get a job!"

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"At first I was homesick....now I'll probably be campsick for awhile!"

"At first I was homesick....now I'll probably be campsick for awhile!" mockup

"At first I was homesick....now I'll probably be campsick for awhile!"

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"It Works For Us."

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Firecracker Philosopher Gifts Collection

Firecracker Philosopher Mugs

Looking for more mug ideas to match their bright personality? Check out our collection of firecracker philosopher mugs for the perfect caffeinated conversation starter.

Firecracker Philosopher Pillows

Find a quirky and inspiring pillow to match their creative spirit and fiery personality, perfect for brightening up any space.

Firecracker Philosopher Prints

Brighten their home or office with prints that celebrate bold ideas and the fiery nature of a true philosopher.

Firecracker Philosopher T-Shirts

Explore our selection of T-shirts designed for the firecracker thinker who loves to wear their brilliance with humor and style.