Firecracker Philosopher Prints

Pigeon Little

'Who's this 'Art in Heaven' guy you keep talking about?'

'Think how all that chatting is affecting global warming.'

"You can't compare apples and oranges because oranges have longer legs."

'Dial 1-900-Fortune.'

'If, as you say, they're so evolved, why do they need to wear clothes to survive?'

Reverse psychology

"Apparently, when the tide came in, a lot of castles went bust."

"Try picking up a girl after you've renounced everything."

Courage. Love.

"Send ME to bed early, will they?"

"I'm sorry, but you didn't recognize me as the Messiah when I had braces and glasses."

Hamlet in the craft shop.

"Let's see now: All dogs have four legs. I have four legs. Therefore, I am a dog."

'Let the record show that I suggested primordial souffl'ee.'

"Really! A firecracker! Test his nerves! Where do you come up with these stupid ideas?"

"Remember that ultimately we must answer to Chairs."

Meekness of Mr Pecksniff and his Charming Daughter

'There goes another one. Galileo, don't you have any idea what makes them do that?'

Toys from the Pre School of Hard Knocks - Stumbling Blocks.

'How did he make the world in six days?'

"Just how many ways are there to skin a cat?"

'Heidegger-Hi!'

The Meaning of Life

"Let me take you back to a dark time when all you could do with a phone was make phone calls."

KNITEO ERGO SUM!

'Don't Move!' - 'Why would I want to move? Lived here for 51 years, know all the neighbours, shops nearby, post office is closed but...'

"I guess when you run out of Tooth Fairy teeth, you gotta go get a job!"

"At first I was homesick....now I'll probably be campsick for awhile!"

"It Works For Us."