Fire Safety Worrier Gifts

Jeff tests the smoke alarms.

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

Marshmallows

"Smokey The Tree"

"Wait a sec, I have a coupon around here somewhere."

The New Normal

"Oh we're fine, my husbands just learning to cook during the quarantine."

'It's good to see that you have a smoke detector...'

"These are the environmentalists who set the Amazon forest on fire!"

"It would be great if you could turn the smoke machine down a little during worship..."

"Hang on, I know I came into the kitchen for something..."

"The third leading cause of forest fires."

'I'm filling in for the sommelier. We have a fine shiraz today for only $39. It's 14.7 alcohol, a Class 1B flammable, so if I see you consume it near an open flame, I'll have to cite you.'

Fire door.

"Let’s not speak of this, Tommy – scouts’ honor?"

The Cause of the Australian Bushfires

'Even down here we never lose our sense of humor!'

'It was an exciting party, especially when the firemen came to put out the fire!'

Forest rangers prevent forest fires

'In case of fire, don't panic. Pay your bill then leave.'

'Wow. The anti-smoking movement really has been successful.'

"We can't wake her, she's sleepwalking."

'The casserole didn't make it.'

Santa hosing the Chimney.

Smokey Bear crying because of deliberately started forest fires

Forest Management

'If you insist on doing the barbeque,I insist on alerting the Fire Brigade !'

'I know the fire's in the kitchen, but that program just irks the hell out of me.'

"Hurry up and make a wish. Your cake's in there."

"I've invented the fire extinguisher."

Firemen trying to rescue a monk from a burning monastery

Clown uses skirting flower to prevent hot foot

'I did give your brother a job - he's keeping an eye out for forest fires.'

Burn All Your Garden Rubbish