Fire Safety Worrier Mugs

Jeff tests the smoke alarms.

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

Marshmallows

"Wait a sec, I have a coupon around here somewhere."

"Smokey The Tree"

The New Normal

"Oh we're fine, my husbands just learning to cook during the quarantine."

'It's good to see that you have a smoke detector...'

"It would be great if you could turn the smoke machine down a little during worship..."

'I'm filling in for the sommelier. We have a fine shiraz today for only $39. It's 14.7 alcohol, a Class 1B flammable, so if I see you consume it near an open flame, I'll have to cite you.'

"Hang on, I know I came into the kitchen for something..."

"The third leading cause of forest fires."

"These are the environmentalists who set the Amazon forest on fire!"

Fire door.

'Even down here we never lose our sense of humor!'

The Cause of the Australian Bushfires

"Let’s not speak of this, Tommy – scouts’ honor?"

'It was an exciting party, especially when the firemen came to put out the fire!'

Forest rangers prevent forest fires

Scarecrow jumps out of a birthday cake and then catches on fire.

'The casserole didn't make it.'

'In case of fire, don't panic. Pay your bill then leave.'

'Wow. The anti-smoking movement really has been successful.'

"We can't wake her, she's sleepwalking."

Santa hosing the Chimney.

Forest Management

'If you insist on doing the barbeque,I insist on alerting the Fire Brigade !'

Smokey Bear crying because of deliberately started forest fires

'I did give your brother a job - he's keeping an eye out for forest fires.'

Fire Assembly Point

'I know the fire's in the kitchen, but that program just irks the hell out of me.'

"Hold on! Baxter's trying to tell us something..." "The kitchen is on fire"

"Hurry up and make a wish. Your cake's in there."

"I've invented the fire extinguisher."

Burn All Your Garden Rubbish