Fire Safety Buff Pillows

"I thought that open-hearth furnace was a little too open."

'Hello, can you check, I may have left my blow torch on.'

Acme Candles - In case of fire, break glass.

'I know the fire's in the kitchen, but that program just irks the hell out of me.'

'Wow. The anti-smoking movement really has been successful.'

'I'm filling in for the sommelier. We have a fine shiraz today for only $39. It's 14.7 alcohol, a Class 1B flammable, so if I see you consume it near an open flame, I'll have to cite you.'

"The crew are all on tea-break at the moment. Try and keep the fire going until we can get there."

"Did we switch everything off before we left?"

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

Health and Safety Gone Mad.

"Smokey The Tree"

"Wait a sec, I have a coupon around here somewhere."

"We'll get there when we get there!"

The New Normal

'It's good to see that you have a smoke detector...'

"Remember, when you back up, make that 'beep beep' sound."

"It would be great if you could turn the smoke machine down a little during worship..."

"These are the environmentalists who set the Amazon forest on fire!"

"The third leading cause of forest fires."

"Hang on, I know I came into the kitchen for something..."

Fire door.

"Let’s not speak of this, Tommy – scouts’ honor?"

'Even down here we never lose our sense of humor!'

The Cause of the Australian Bushfires

'It was an exciting party, especially when the firemen came to put out the fire!'

Forest rangers prevent forest fires

Echo Mountain...NO Yodeling! - Falling rock zone.

"We can't wake her, she's sleepwalking."

Mash-Test Dummies.

'In case of fire, don't panic. Pay your bill then leave.'

'The casserole didn't make it.'

"Warning! Not to be used as a life saving device."

Halloween health & safety.

Santa hosing the Chimney.

Smokey Bear crying because of deliberately started forest fires