Fire Marshals Gifts

"It feels like we're always putting out fires!"

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

'Yes, as a matter of fact, you have caught me at a bad time.'

Woman escapes with cats.

'It was the little darling's first time sitting up at the dining table!'

"Never mind how I got up here....just call the fire department."

'Strong curry for two and a fire-extinguisher.'

'In case of fire, don't panic, pay your bill then run like hell.'

"I came as soon as I got the message!"

The New Normal

"Oh we're fine, my husbands just learning to cook during the quarantine."

'It's good to see that you have a smoke detector...'

'Waiter, could I have some more water right away?'

TV chef sets the TV on fire.

"Wow, these e-readers take forever to burn..."

'I'm filling in for the sommelier. We have a fine shiraz today for only $39. It's 14.7 alcohol, a Class 1B flammable, so if I see you consume it near an open flame, I'll have to cite you.'

A fire extinguisher box with band aids in them has a sign above with reads, "In case you cut yourself breaking glass break this glass."

"The third leading cause of forest fires."

Buddy hadn't learned from the time his tongue got stuck.

"These are the environmentalists who set the Amazon forest on fire!"

"It would be great if you could turn the smoke machine down a little during worship..."

"Hang on, I know I came into the kitchen for something..."

Professor Algarth Zag, pioneer in fire research.

Fire hydrant with regular or sparkling water

Fire door.

'If I don't use the charcoal grill, I get a carbon offset and the fire department gets a day off.'

"First save Mister chomp-chomp!"

'It's your babysitter, where do you keep your fire extinguisher?'

"Of course no one wants a forest fire anywhere, anytime. It can be devastating. That's why I feel so guilty."

Boston Marathon: The First Responders.

Love.

'I've decided I'm going to be a fireman when I grow up.'

Firefigher arm-wrestling with a dragon.

No Smoking.

Burning love