Fire Chief Gifts

"That's affirmative. It smells delicious. Over."

Fire Brigade Chiefs Annual Dinner

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

'Yes, as a matter of fact, you have caught me at a bad time.'

Woman escapes with cats.

"And that's General Ambrose T. Spangler. He died in the Great Mustache Fire of 1897."

'It was the little darling's first time sitting up at the dining table!'

"Never mind how I got up here....just call the fire department."

'Strong curry for two and a fire-extinguisher.'

'In case of fire, don't panic, pay your bill then run like hell.'

"I came as soon as I got the message!"

The New Normal

'We just invented cooking yesterday, and already she's serving leftovers!'

"Oh we're fine, my husbands just learning to cook during the quarantine."

'It's good to see that you have a smoke detector...'

'Waiter, could I have some more water right away?'

Recipe involving the switching off of the smoke alarm...

TV chef sets the TV on fire.

"Wow, these e-readers take forever to burn..."

"These are the environmentalists who set the Amazon forest on fire!"

Buddy hadn't learned from the time his tongue got stuck.

"It would be great if you could turn the smoke machine down a little during worship..."

"The third leading cause of forest fires."

"Hang on, I know I came into the kitchen for something..."

A fire extinguisher box with band aids in them has a sign above with reads, "In case you cut yourself breaking glass break this glass."

'I'm filling in for the sommelier. We have a fine shiraz today for only $39. It's 14.7 alcohol, a Class 1B flammable, so if I see you consume it near an open flame, I'll have to cite you.'

Professor Algarth Zag, pioneer in fire research.

Fire hydrant with regular or sparkling water

'If I don't use the charcoal grill, I get a carbon offset and the fire department gets a day off.'

Fire door.

'I've decided I'm going to be a fireman when I grow up.'

Love.

No Smoking.

"First save Mister chomp-chomp!"